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THINGS NOT TO DO AT A BIKER RALLY

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THINGS NOT TO DO AT A BIKER RALLY


[+] joke ballot by LCD
ACTIVE Fri Apr 25, 08 - Sat Apr 25, 09

I am going to the Laughlin River Run this weekend, the biggest bike rally weekend in the west coast.

There should be about 100,000 bikers, hopefully not too rowdy, ever since the shootout a few years ago, cops have been cracking down.

so I need an advice on what NOT to do at a Harley Biker Rally.

Go up to a biker and ask "Aren't you Richard Simmons?"
go challenge a biker to a race, sitting on your Peugeot Moped
go reach for a boob, when a biker chick is flashing
take your 18-Wheeler and mow down the bikes and walk in the rally laughing.
Throw a Frisbee at a drunk biker's head
make a gay pass at a drunk biker
Try and persuade a group of bikers to cycle more often to help the environment
Hit any bikers/bikes with your bus
Show up on a Yamaha
Say your in the Hell's Angels and not really be in it.
Turn up without a bike!
For a guy--arrive on a Harley, wearing a pink ballerina outfit, complete with tutu and toe shoes.


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COMMENTS:
Voted : Throw a Frisbee at a drunk biker's head
My idiot brother did this back when we were in high school. I let him tag-along with us to a big park that we hung out at, and as him and his goofy friend were throwing the Frisbee back and forth across the road, a bunch of bikers came riding by and my brother hit one guy in the head. The guy got off his bike and was going to kick some ass, but I stepped in and told the biker that my brother had "special needs" (which he didn't) so the pissed-off biker finally got back on his bike and left.
by RunsWithScissors on Fri Apr 25, 08 1:45pm [+]

Voted : Try and persuade a group of bikers to cycle more often to help the environment
LOL
by LCD on Fri Apr 25, 08 3:37pm [+]

Voted : Say your in the Hell's Angels and not really be in it.
LMAO.
by fivenotes on Fri Apr 25, 08 5:21pm [+]

What bike do you ride, lcd?
by britvic55 on Fri Apr 25, 08 6:43pm [+]

"Show up on a Yamaha"?

What a dickhead comment. I'm not a great fan of the marque myself, but Yamaha have been producing ground-breaking bikes for decades (XS650 RD350 (RZ350 to the yanks), RD500, FZR750/1000, R1, etc.) whilst manufacturers such as Hardly Dangerous have limited their efforts to building shiny obsolete tractors for poseurs who want to travel slowly.
by DingleDUNG on Sun Apr 27, 08 12:29pm [+]

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