prediction : sports : COUNT RUNS TO 0-2 FOR ROGER CLEMENS, HOW FAR WILL HE SLIDE? [+] serious ballot by UncleRandy ACTIVE Sat May 03, 08 - Thu Jan 27, 11 Roger Clemens… Once on top, but all that’s changed. Wow … all I can say is “Wow.” We all knew it was bad when the Mitchell Report came out naming Roger Clemens as a doper, but I figured there was more to the story — a more complete telling, if you will. It got worse when Brian McNamee started waving around dirty syringes and old beer cans, but I assumed - at least to some extent — it was simply a ploy for attention by McNamee in hopes of deflecting the pressure that was coming down on him like a ton of bricks. It got downright embarrassing when Roger decided to “clear his name” before Congress. I assumed that was about as bad as it could get. You know what, I was wrong… Roger Clemens has now passed from the uglier side of sports into the completely absurd, as revelations have now emerged regarding Roger Clemens alleged ten-year affair with Mindy McCready. Don’t get me wrong though, I am not purporting to judge Clemens for supposedly having an affair. If he did he would hardly be the first or the last. People are human; people make mistakes — even athletes. Far be it for me to act like some moral inquisitor on the issue of another person’s love life. I am, however, judging him for supposedly starting the affair when he was 28 and McCready was 15 years-old. It’s one thing to be unfaithful to your wife (bad though it may be); it’s an entirely different thing to commit statutory rape. If all of this is, in fact, true, then Roger Clemens has just passed into legend. He has just won the all-time award for bad behavior by an athlete … ever. He has cemented his place in the Lecherous Idiot Hall of Fame. He has earned the All-Universe Trophy for Excellence in Dumbassery. He has won the gold, silver, and bronze medals at the Celebrity Career Suicide and Flame-out Olympics. Oh yeah, he may have also earned himself 15 to 20 years in the service of the state… I have never personally witnessed — forget me — the World has never witnessed such an absurdly meteoric and apocalyptic meltdown of a figure in the public eye … ever. Forget all the others, Clemens has so raised the bar on crashing and burning that there are no words to even describe it Even Ron Artest knows you don’t hit babies. Even Eliot Spitzer knows you have to check their age before you pay them. Michael Vick never threw puppies into the pit. Still, it is hard to believe that a few months ago; Roger Clemens was doing cell phone commercials. Now he is untouchable. This is more of vent than a ballot... But what do you think? I guess he likes them young. What a JERK! He must think that he is above the law. His ego is so big, that he will need two jail cells to fit him in. Rusty to Roger:You got nothin in your closet you want to get out, now? Do you? Roger must have Mis-Remembered the affair. Roger, don't go away mad, just go away. Having an affair should not keep him out of the Hall Of Fame. Ballot #126493 : SEE RESULTS Comment: show your vote with comment?

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