THINGS I USED TO BELIEVE WHEN I WAS A CHILD?

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THINGS I USED TO BELIEVE WHEN I WAS A CHILD?

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[+] joke ballot by RunsWithScissors
ACTIVE Thu May 08, 08 - Tue Feb 01, 11

Factories make clouds
If you pick your nose your brain will fall out or cave in
Mirrors are windows to other worlds
Parents have eyes in the back of their heads
People on TV can see what you're doing
There are monsters living under your bed
Chocolate milk comes from brown cows
If you swallow a seed a plant will grow inside you
Toys come alive at night when you're asleep
Thunder is the sound of God bowling
Dogs' tongues were made of bologne
We lived on the inside of the earth and globes showed the earth inside out
That theres a man in the sky who loves us all
Everyone on Earth goes to hell except Our church :-)
Most people are good

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Voted : Parents have eyes in the back of their heads
I told my very young son this one time when he questioned how I knew what he was doing. He proceeded to very seriously look through the hair at the back of my head.

by Grumpy_Person on Thu May 08, 08 8:24pm [+]

Voted : That theres a man in the sky who loves us all
The rest I could have lived with.

by quirk99 on Fri May 09, 08 2:09am [+]

"Dogs' tongues were made of bologne"

isn't bologne a province of france?

by quirk99 on Fri May 09, 08 5:12am [+]