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[+] serious ballot by britvic55
ACTIVE Fri May 09, 08 - Sat May 09, 09

IF you read my last ballot you'd know I'm lookin for puppet ideas. (Non religious!!!!)

Anyhooo, those that know me, know that I'm a DJ and music man extraudinaire. I have, and do play everything from radio, nightclubs, weddings, to any party that can afford me.

I DJ at the weekends for a regional radio station, which is why I say "Any party which can afford me" lol, info not needed, but what a great way to make a living!!!! and I'm good! *blows own horn* :o)

Anyways, last year I was asked to do a christening for a UK celeb, unamed by contract, but that was the start of a shitload of requests for the same type of party (Other minor celebs at party). I'd have never planned to do this, it just happened, but there's double the average weekly wage (if you're the chairman of a company!! :o) for a four hour party!! So I'm not complainin'

Anyways, that's just a bit of background info before I ask the question (I better get to it before you start throwin' rotten fruit at me :o)

What it is, these type of parties have relied on me entertainin' the kids, Which is easy for me cos basically I'm still a kid at heart and it works great, except for the first hour. We usually wait till all the kids arrive(usually an hour) No-one else, but me, probably notices but as a perfectionist I need to fill that hour. Soooo.. enter (see pic) I've just bought a dodo, lol, and I'm lookin' for funny bird names, or maybe a routine, funny bird jokes etc.

I could have just asked "name the bird" but I'm drunk, what can I say? Did I mention that his/ her first outing is in 9 hours time?? I'm going to have to wing it (excuse the pun) any help will be well appreciated.

I've got a good name
I can't be arsed helpin'
Hangover Harry
Cluck U Chicken
Dalton the Dodo


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COMMENTS:
It's on this arm It looks really good.
by britvic55 on Fri May 09, 08 8:51pm [+]

Pics f*ckin' up an' self edit not workin again, hmmfff!
http://i26.tinypic.com/29pt5ye.jpg
by britvic55 on Fri May 09, 08 8:53pm [+]

I like the hangover aspect, Runs, he's got the eyes. Keep them coming :o) Whatever happens, you've given me the start of a hangover idea. :o)
by britvic55 on Fri May 09, 08 9:03pm [+]

Even if it goes over the kids heads, the adults will get it.
by britvic55 on Fri May 09, 08 9:04pm [+]

Voted : Hangover Harry
Isn't that how cartoons work anyway?
I've watched cartoons with my daughter when she was younger and I would sit there and laugh at things that went right over her head, yet it was still entertaining for the child.
It sounds like you've got a really fun occupation. Good luck to you with the puppet routine and let us know how it goes!
by RunsWithScissors on Fri May 09, 08 9:20pm [+]

Your dodo looks like he might need some rehab.
by RunsWithScissors on Fri May 09, 08 9:36pm [+]

^ Yeah, lol, you're right. The rest of the day is filled with lots of stuff where there's only the parents getting what I'm talking about, lol. That's why it goes down so well.

Yep, it's a fun occupation all right, I love it. Thanks for luck wishes, I'll let ya know how the Dodo act goes. :o)
by britvic55 on Fri May 09, 08 9:40pm [+]

.... and with saying that I have to depart. I've got 5 hours to sleep off a gallon of ale, *groan*

That's the downside, giggin' the night before and havin' to get up early the next day. Damn!!
by britvic55 on Fri May 09, 08 9:53pm [+]

Before I go I'll just explain further, it's not a routine as such. In the first hour I'm planning on walkin' round the room with the bird on my arm, attackin' the kids as they arrive. :o)
by britvic55 on Fri May 09, 08 10:12pm [+]

Voted : I've got a good name
Dill. Dill, the Dodo.
by forgetmenot on Sat May 10, 08 12:31pm [+]

Voted : Dalton the Dodo

Entertaining kids is one of the rewarding jobs anyone can have. Just put in a few comments that the kids think is one thing, and the adults think another and you got a winner.
Good luck.
by UncleRandy on Sun May 11, 08 7:45am [+]

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