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I AM DECLARING MYSELF JEWISH

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I AM DECLARING MYSELF JEWISH


[+] joke ballot by LCD
ACTIVE Thu May 15, 08 - Fri May 15, 09

basically, I am declaring myself jewish by my own ceremony. (it involves eating 12 oysters and a block of spam meat, but I won't bore you with details)

I am doing so in order to develop my own line of kosher oysters, shrimp and lobsters, as well as line of pork products.

who's going to tell me I am not jewish, what, do they own some copyright on being a jew?

if I am successful, I will add my own line of Mohammad dolls and declare myself muslim.

what a great idea
not so great
Kosher bacon, yum. it's about time!
whatever floats your boat, dude.
i declare myself to be a fierce queen of the night


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COMMENTS:
This is an anti-semitic ballot. I'm using the exact same logic you used on commenting on the pic I posted of Obama. rolleyes
by FiddleFaddleOnLSD on Thu May 15, 08 10:15am [+]

Voted : what a great idea
Doctors will love you for helping them get more money:)

Spam meat huh? How about make a program for computers to be able to eat spam mail as well?
by fivenotes on Thu May 15, 08 10:17am [+]

my point is that no one owns a religion, except perhaps those wacko scientologists, and nobody should.

by natural dilution of sectarianism, we should be rid of any of these silly reasons to separate ourselves from others in a few generations.

who wants some kosher bacon? I do!
by LCD on Thu May 15, 08 10:22am [+]

Voted : not so great
So, this is now a pay site?

On the upside, you get to play the Holocaust™/Anti-Semite card anytime someone disagrees with you.102
by _Beelzebubba on Thu May 15, 08 10:23am [+]

Each pound of kosher bacon will come wrapped around a free Mohammad bobble head.

seriously, I should start a website selling this stuff. I could make millions MAG_rofl
by LCD on Thu May 15, 08 10:24am [+]

^^ Now you're thinking like one of the tribe. MAG_rofl
by _Beelzebubba on Thu May 15, 08 10:26am [+]

Really LCD. You are a hypocrite. I post a pic of Obama that mocks him and you call it racist which it isn't. Immediately after you saying that, you post this ballot.... whatever rolleyes
by FiddleFaddleOnLSD on Thu May 15, 08 10:28am [+]

by your logic, I thought anything goes under the joke ballot.

why is your posting okay and mine isn't??120
by LCD on Thu May 15, 08 10:30am [+]

Voted : what a great idea
Good for you. :) I'm going to declare myself the new Pope. Why shouldn't I be the Pope?
by patch22us on Thu May 15, 08 10:32am [+]

^there you go!

are you going to have the pointy hat and the red shoes? MAG_rofl
by LCD on Thu May 15, 08 10:34am [+]

Luckily, I already have them! I knew the day would come when I place myself master and lord in the 7 hills. That day is now. I am the Pope. I'm going to go put on that white dress thing he wears and I think I'll wear the big pointy white and gold hat and for shoes, I think you're right...the red ones are much more of a statement. :)
by patch22us on Thu May 15, 08 10:47am [+]

"Now you're thinking like one of the tribe."

if you are referring to capitalism as a tribe then yeah!

go USA! MAG_rofl
by LCD on Thu May 15, 08 10:57am [+]

Actually LCD, I think this ballot is funny. I am only mocking your ridiculous comment on the other ballot.

You can declare yourself anything you want. It doesn't mean anyone will agree with you or make it so. Patch might consider himself to be Pope, but I don't and I don't think many others do either. LOL
by FiddleFaddleOnLSD on Thu May 15, 08 11:34am [+]

Oh really FiddleFaddleonLSD? Tell that to the Parishioners this Sunday when I deliver Mass at St. Patrick's Cathedral. I think they might tell you otherwise. :) Bless you my son.
by patch22us on Thu May 15, 08 1:33pm [+]

OK POPE Patch. LOL
by FiddleFaddleOnLSD on Thu May 15, 08 2:16pm [+]

Voted : i declare myself to be a fierce queen of the night
like whitney houston sings "i'm the queen of the night, oh yeah, ohhh yeahhhh!"

sing it sista! 023
by Kev24 on Thu May 15, 08 5:51pm [+]

ah damn! i forgot beelz has that title. oh well. MAG_roygbiv
by Kev24 on Thu May 15, 08 5:52pm [+]

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