advice : fanbase : INVESTMENT ADVICE [+] joke ballot by UncleRandy ACTIVE Fri May 16, 08 - Wed Feb 09, 11 STOCK SUGGESTION If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00. With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1000. With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left. If you had purchased $1000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have $49.00 left. If you had purchased United Airlines, you would have nothing left. But, if you had purchased $1000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling refund you would have $214.00. Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle. This is called the 401-Keg Plan. Buy… Drink… Save,,, Earn the Big Bucks! This is the best advice I've had all day. I can't do it, I am broke to begin with. Ballot #126771 : SEE RESULTS Comment: show your vote with comment?

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