choices : history : JOHN MCCAIN IS SO OLD THAT: [+] joke ballot by thesoothsayer ACTIVE Fri May 16, 08 - Sat May 16, 09 Just how old is John ? Here are some unverified facts... He remembers when the dead sea was only sick He's got hieroglyphics on his driver's license His social Security number is 1 His birth certificate expired When Moses split the Red Sea, he was on the other side fishing He went back for seconds at the last supper He owes Jesus a nickel He's been around since BEFORE dirt He witnessed the signing of the Declaration of Independence He was at the Boston Tea Party He fought in the Gallic Wars He CAUSED the extinction of the dinosaurs (except himself) He remembers the Ice Age like it was yesterday He remembers what the best thing was before sliced bread he remembers the invention of the wheel he's even older than the Rolling Stones That his license number is: 1 Once had an affair with Helen of Troy (she saw him as a father figure). It took him a million years to get his sight back from watching the big bang. He's been dead for years now... He just hasn't the sense to lie down yet. He's aged out of AARP He's 11 years older than Hillary He farts dust he became friends with the dinosaurs. He knows where Moses was buried. Ballot #126773 : SEE RESULTS Comment: show your vote with comment?

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