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50 WAYS TO CLEAVE YOUR LOVER

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50 WAYS TO CLEAVE YOUR LOVER


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ACTIVE Sat May 17, 08 - Sun May 17, 09

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Use a sharp ax, Max
Slash her with a machete, Freddie
Chop off her head, Fred
Rip her in two, Lou
Cut off his leg, Peg
Stab your wife, with a knife
Chop off his shlong, Dawn
Cut out her kidney, Sydney
Slice her like a cannibal, Hannibal
Save the small pieces for the doggy, Augy
Use a stilleto, Gippetto
Dice up his finger, Inger
Cut off his Penis, Enos
Be a butcher, Mr. Kutcher
Cleave her beaver, Beaver Cleaver


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COMMENTS:
Voted : Be a butcher, Mr. Kutcher
Leave it to Beaver Cleaver to cleave her beaver.
by forgetmenot on Mon May 26, 08 7:56pm [+]

^I picked the beaver comment--how did it get stuck to the Kutcher comment? Oh, well...one of life's many surprises.
by forgetmenot on Mon May 26, 08 7:57pm [+]

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