best : WHICH OF THESE ALTERNATE DEFINITIONS DO YOU LIKE BEST? [+] joke ballot by justanother ACTIVE Thu May 22, 08 - Fri May 22, 09 Which of these neologisms from a Washington Post contest in which readers are asked to supply alternate meanings for common words do you like the best? Coffee (n.), the person upon whom one coughs Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained. Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach. Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk. Willy-nilly (adj.), impotent. Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which you absentmindedly answer the door in your nightgow Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp. Gargoyle (n.), olive-flavored mouthwash. Flatulence (n.) emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller. Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline. Testicle (n.), a humorous question on an exam. Rectitude (n.), the formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists. Pokemon (n), a Rastafarian proctologist. Oyster (n.), a person who sprinkles his or her conversation with Yiddishisms. Frisbeetarianism (n.), the belief that, when you die, your Soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuc Circumvent (n.), an opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by Jewish men. Ballot #126865 : SEE RESULTS Comment: show your vote with comment?

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