would you : fanbase : MAN PLACES WANT AD IN NEWSPAPER - HE'LL PAY $5,000 FOR A WIFE [+] serious ballot by UncleRandy ACTIVE Tue May 27, 08 - Sun Feb 20, 11 Are you a female between the ages of 23 and 43, an outdoor type with a sense of humor, and looking for love? And, oh yes, could you use $5,000? Charles Haeberle could be looking for you. His e-mail address is TheTraveller207@yahoo com. The 39-year-old Key West, Fla., transplant has been in Maine for six years, hoping to meet Ms. Right. *I dated a few girls here and there. They were very nice, but they weren't the girl. I'm just searching for what everyone's searching for — a girl I can spend the rest of my life with.* Now he's ready to put his money where is heart is. Haeberle, a Wells resident and general manager of the Lodge at Kennebunk, took out an ad last week in the York Weekly offering $5,000 to the woman he marries. Actually, he will pay $400 after the fourth successful date, $1,100 at the engagement and $3,500 at the wedding. *Everybody needs money and I have money, so I figured what the heck,* said Haeberle. *I know it sounds silly. But really, it costs no more than it costs for an online dating service. And I haven't had much luck with them. So I figured why not cut out the middle man?* He said if this latest effort doesn't work, he'll probably leave Maine. How 'bout it Ladies? ...Are you up to take a chance? Does that come with a PreNup? He couldn't get laid in women's prison with a fist full of pardons. He's the man of my dreams. Buy guys I'm off to Maine. I hope your soul mate has a snow shovel. He's not the sharpest knife in the drawer, is he? Ballot #126958 : SEE RESULTS Comment: show your vote with comment?

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