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IS MY JOKE ABOUT LAWYERS OFFENSIVE?

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IS MY JOKE ABOUT LAWYERS OFFENSIVE?


[+] joke ballot by Steelhamster
ACTIVE Tue Jun 17, 08 - Wed Jun 17, 09

Here's the joke.....

What does sperm and lawyers have in common?

There's only a one in a million chance of one of them becoming a human being!


Too close to the bone?

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COMMENTS:
Voted : Yes
If it weren't for a lawyer, I wouldn't be typing this. I'm not mad at you for telling the joke. Not the first time I've heard it by a longshot. I've expressd the same displeasure at each retelling.
by Truthseeker013 on Tue Jun 17, 08 12:27pm [+]

Voted : No
^^ I'll just keep my big yacker shut then.

Are politicians still game?

by _Beelzebubba on Tue Jun 17, 08 1:18pm [+]

Too bad Kev24 is on Va-Cay...
You insulted him twice in the past hour.
by UncleRandy on Tue Jun 17, 08 1:44pm [+]

What's small and furry and tastes like chicken?

A Hamster :o)
by britvic55 on Tue Jun 17, 08 1:48pm [+]

Voted : No
Not offensive because...

I had a terrible lawyer that cost me $34,500. When just out of my teens, I was erroneously apprehended for shoplifting (which I didn't do) and treated very badly, threatened and frightened by store personnel.

I went to an attorney who told me to settle because the attorney retained by this store would take men off the street who would swear they had sex with me. I settled for $500.00.

The attorney then told the parents of a friend of mine that I told him I WAS A PROSTITUTE!!!

I never told this lawyer any such thing.

A short time later, man was falsely accused of shoplifting at the same store and he sued and got $35,000. The monetary difference between what he got and what I got was $34,500. The psychological difference, however, was incalculable.

by forgetmenot on Tue Jun 17, 08 8:12pm [+]

Not really offensive, but I have the same feelings as Truth. I've been helped tremendously by a lawyer a time or two. A good friend of mine was even helped by a family friend (who's a lawyer) who helped her out in a custody battle pro-bono.
by Grumpy_Person on Tue Jun 17, 08 11:46pm [+]






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