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I WAS JUST HANDED A RANSOM NOTE FROM.

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I WAS JUST HANDED A RANSOM NOTE FROM.


[+] joke ballot by fivenotes
ACTIVE Thu Jul 31, 08 - Fri Jul 31, 09

The left side of my body saying that it will kill my right side unless I make the right side say sorry to the left side for calling it a little off.
My right side says it will not say sorry and gave the left side a letter of suing for damages done to the right sides reputation for asking for an apology.
The left side then gave the right side the finger and said see you in court.

What should I do?

Cut your loss and get a new body.
Holy crap on a cracker choose a side.
Punch both sides black and blue.
I think it's time for a negotiator here...
Don't negotiate with terrorists
What ever you do, don't give it any race cars!


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COMMENTS:
Don't get me started on this topic, I'm still not talking to my right side cos it wouldn't jerk me off!
by britvic55 on Thu Jul 31, 08 8:17am [+]

Voted : I think it's time for a negotiator here...
I offer this man's services...



If the two of you can't reach a settlement within a day, he'll start his full "comedy" shtick... 8-O
by Truthseeker013 on Thu Jul 31, 08 8:37am [+]

by Truthseeker013 on Thu Jul 31, 08 8:38am [+]

Whatever. It's The Evil Also Known As Carrot Top.
by Truthseeker013 on Thu Jul 31, 08 8:39am [+]

Voted : Punch both sides black and blue.
That should do it
by skylab on Thu Jul 31, 08 2:53pm [+]

Voted : Don't negotiate with terrorists
Your left side is using terrorist tactics for intimidation and gain. Ignore it and don't negotiate.

And then pray that it doesn't bomb other innocent body parts as a show of force.
by Grumpy_Person on Thu Jul 31, 08 8:56pm [+]

By the way, your left side is not demanding a get-away race car made of poo and a supply of cotton candy, is it?
by Grumpy_Person on Thu Jul 31, 08 9:00pm [+]

^Nope yet my right side owns both. lol
by fivenotes on Fri Aug 01, 08 10:36am [+]

Ah, well then there's your problem right there. lol
by Grumpy_Person on Fri Aug 01, 08 6:50pm [+]

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