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BAD THINGS TO HEAR ON OPENING THE DOOR IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT

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BAD THINGS TO HEAR ON OPENING THE DOOR IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT


[+] joke ballot by britvic55
ACTIVE Sat Aug 09, 08 - Sun Aug 09, 09

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I saw a peeping Tom in your garden, but I warned him THIS IS MY PATCH!
Hello, I'm afraid my c*ck is stuck in your letterbox.
I'm afraid your husband's been murdered, can I borrow a shovel?
Hello, I'm George Bush
Hello, I'm Britvic, God sent me (see pic)....
I'm the invisibe man--mwah ha ha
"DAMN! He's home EARLY!"
Hello, I'm John Edwards--want a date?
Oh god that's good. Now shove the shampoo bottle up my ass.
READY...AIM...FIRE!!


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