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BIGFOOT BODY FOUND IN US


[+] serious ballot by britvic55
ACTIVE Thu Aug 14, 08 - Fri Aug 14, 09

TWO hunters claim to have found the body of a dead BIGFOOT.

The legendary hairy creature – about 2m tall, with human like teeth – was said to have been found in the US two weeks ago and is being preserved in a freezer.

Matthew Whitton and Rick Dyer, who run Bigfoot expeditions, claim they made the astonishing discovery in the woods of north Georgia, in the southeast of the US.

Proof

The pair and "the real Bigfoot Hunter" Tom Biscardi, who has endorsed the find, plan to front a press conference in California, presenting DNA and photographic "proof."

Mr Whitton, a Georgia police officer, and Mr Dyer, a former prison officer, have posted photos of the ape like beast on their searchingforbigfoot website. They say it is a
"part human and part ape" male and weighs over 230kg with reddish hair and blackish-grey eyes.
Its feet are flat and 41cm long with five toes.
The hands also have five fingers and and the teeth are more "human-like than ape like".
And they are adamant the find is not a hoax.

"We trekked for a day a half ... what kind of lunatic would be out here in a monkey suit? I saw the thing, I touched it," said Mr Biscardi, who has been searching for Bigfoots since 1971.
The hunters say several Bigfoots were spotted walking around close to where they found the body but refuse to reveal the location in a bid "to protect the creatures". But now the group are hatching plans for a secret expedition to capture a LIVE Bigfoot.

If we assume this is true, what is the possible outcome?

A king Kong Scenario!
Sasquatch zoos
Total Bigfoot extinction sometime shortly
Sasquatch heads mounted on walls all over the USA
Immigrant bigfoots seeking welfare
Aaron Rosenberg signs them to a recording contract


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COMMENTS:
Voted : Total Bigfoot extinction sometime shortly
They'll have to change their name as well before they go extinct. Obviously they are pretty reluctant to mingle, and there'll be loads of guys who won't be able to resist bagging a bigfoot. It's not often they shoot something with more intelligence than themselves.

The photo looks a lot like the bigfoot captured on film where you can see the muscles moving under the skin as it walks away from the camera.
by Grimblecrumble on Thu Aug 14, 08 9:02am [+]

Voted : Immigrant bigfoots seeking welfare
On the downside, now that their natural habitat has been disturbed, you may well be inundated with hoards of immigrant bigfoots (bigfeet?) seeking welfare, haircuts etc.
by britvic55 on Thu Aug 14, 08 9:06am [+]

Bein' serious for a moment though, these two men said that it ways 230kg which in old money is 506 lb. There is no way they could have even picked up that weight let alone drag it miles back home for a day and a half trek. Did they take that little Chinese woman, who won gold for weight lifting at the olymics yesterday, with them?
by britvic55 on Thu Aug 14, 08 9:14am [+]

And has anyone else noticed that like Superman and Clark Kent, that you NEVER see a Sasquatch at the same time as you see George Bush?
by britvic55 on Thu Aug 14, 08 9:16am [+]

Voted : Aaron Rosenberg signs them to a recording contract
by _Beelzebubba on Thu Aug 14, 08 9:22am [+]

Voted : Total Bigfoot extinction sometime shortly
Especially if some of these Southern lads get in their cups...

Oh, britvic, the reason you never see a Bigfoot and Mister Bush in the same place?

Bigfoot has *standards*...
by Truthseeker013 on Thu Aug 14, 08 11:35am [+]

Bein' serious for a moment though, these two men said that it ways 230kg which in old money is 506 lb. There is no way they could have even picked up that weight let alone drag it miles back home for a day and a half trek. Did they take that little Chinese woman, who won gold for weight lifting at the olymics yesterday, with them?
by britvic55

No joke, britvic.

For anyone who doesn't know who Tom Biscardi is, over a year ago he claimed to have captured a bigfoot and had it in a cage and video taped it. He charged a fee for people to view this video on his website. People actually paid, but no video ever surfaced. He later claimed either that it escaped or it was taken (I can't remember which, as others have pulled a similar stunt so I'm a little confused here). As for the two 'hunters' that found it, they run a business called "Bigfoot Hunters" in which they charge people large sums of money for a chance to look for Bigfoot.

After they supposedly found this Bigfoot, they called in Biscardi to identify it and would allow only him to verify it. R.M. Barrows was then called. Barrows by the way is an advertising and PR firm. No biologists were called. No zoologists. No veterinarians. No universities to pick it up and put it in a freezer vault to protect it. At least not initially. They call Biscardi (who is not trusted by any credible cryptozoologist) and a PR firm. And then they put the thing in a non-working refrigerator, outside, under ice cubes.

With the experience that Biscardi claims to have, I'd think he would understand the protocol for handling undocumented and unclassified animals. Especially when it involves a find of this so called magnitude.

I might very well have to eat my words later, but I'm not going to believe this until I see some credible scientists showing DNA results and giving it some Latin name.
by Grumpy_Person on Thu Aug 14, 08 12:00pm [+]

And as for people, namely southerners, shooting it... Gotta love stereotypes, eh?
by Grumpy_Person on Thu Aug 14, 08 12:16pm [+]

looks like they shot a fat guy in the woods, then put a gorilla mask on him...
by LCD on Thu Aug 14, 08 12:58pm [+]

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