CAN YOU DROWN IN ELEPHANT POOP?

worst : food health : CAN YOU DROWN IN ELEPHANT POOP?

[+] joke ballot by jappy
ACTIVE Sun Aug 17, 08 - Fri May 13, 11
They poop, a LOT. Is it possible to be caught in a wave of elephant dung and actually drown?

Yes, it is possible
No, it is not possible
This is why the circus midgets are not allowed around during poo hour

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COMMENTS:
Voted : Yes, it is possible
I saw this show on discovery channel "man vs wild", that guy actually squeeze the juice out of elephant poop in order to quench his thirst.

by manchurianson on Sun Aug 17, 08 5:16pm [+]

Voted : Yes, it is possible
You could drown in anything which stops you breathing! So, Elephant poop joins a long list of drownable materials, Some more credible than others. :o)

by britvic55 on Sun Aug 17, 08 6:24pm [+]

Voted : No, it is not possible
Well unless it was burrito night for the elephant the night before, I'd think he'd suffocate rather than drown.

by Mr_Spleen on Sun Aug 17, 08 10:16pm [+]

^The trainer that is.

by Mr_Spleen on Sun Aug 17, 08 10:17pm [+]

Voted : Yes, it is possible
I'm willing to volunteer a few clowns to test the theory...

by Truthseeker013 on Mon Aug 18, 08 6:28am [+]