best : tv movies : FAVORITE AL BUNDY QUOTES... [+] joke ballot by _Beelzebubba ACTIVE Thu Aug 21, 08 - Fri Aug 21, 09 What is your favorite nugget of wisdom from America's favorite women's shoe salesman? Envy me. That's my wife. Those are my kids and I sell womens' shoes. Run like Mexican water through a first-time tourist. A man's home is his coffin. I'm the only guy in the world who has to wake up to have a nightmare. I love football, I love beer, let's not cheapen the meaning of the word. Pretty good for a guy stupid enough to marry you, huh? I was driving home ... God knows why. You hate to see me eat, don't you, Peg? A fat woman came into the shoe store today... Except for the day before the day I met you, this is the happiest day of my life. Stand back pumpkin. He's just about to pop and I don't want teeth and eyes all over you. Pretty women make us BUY beer. Ugly women make us DRINK beer. Begone, jackals. Marcy's niece? She must be from the unfeathered side of the family! Standing here with my loving family, I wonder why I'm running FROM the axe. Oh, look at the starving children. Woah man, now we're having fun! Marcy, the part with the cups goes in front. Let's boogie! Ah, home sweet hell! I hate my life ... can't eat, can't sleep, can't bury my wife in the backyard. Well, I chalked up some more frequent loser miles today. Insurance is like marriage. You pay and pay but you never get anything back. That's a good one, God!! Let's rock... Hey! That's MY douche! Ballot #129555 : SEE RESULTS Comment: show your vote with comment?

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