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WOULD YOU VOTE FOR ME FOR PRESIDENT?


[+] ballot by LCD
created Mon Jan 12, 04

I will give every american $10,000 cash. How? I will take $100,000 per person of goverment's money, $10k to you, $20k for me, $50k for my friends. I promise to finally bring world peace by invading North Korea, China, and Switzerland simultaneously. I will bombard them with "NUCULAR" weapons if necessary to make them speak proper english that I can understand. This means more jobs for everyone, because there will be more people going outside US, and for those who are left, they will get jobs manufacturing bullets, tanks, and nucular weapons. I will bring the ONE TRUE GOD, THE CHRISTIAN GOD, into every school and into every bedroom in US. I will also make sure that I get reelected, by inviting 20 million foreigners into US, and give them citizenship, just in time for them to vote for me. How does all that sound? will you vote for me in 2004?

Yes
No
DEEEZZ NUTZ
only if I get to poke Jenna


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COMMENTS:
You sound familiar -- LCD, are you George W. Bush?
by xxxxxxxx on Tue Jan 13, 04 3:21am [+]

Sounds like an excellent plan, LCD, but who gets the leftover $20k (wink)?

All you need now is a Vice President calling the shots for you and you might want to finish building those pipelines before you start playing around with "new-cue-ler" weapons.
by Stewie on Tue Jan 13, 04 7:35am [+]

I bet the average redneck didn't get past the bit about getting $10,000 cash (i.e. a new pick-up truck), so your success is more or less assured. Congratulations, Mr President.
by Antiseptic on Tue Jan 13, 04 8:11am [+]

oh, extra 20k will be spent on nucular weapons of course! :)
by LCD on Tue Jan 13, 04 10:39am [+]

Hold on now.
Seeing as how we already have an arsenal that could blow up the world hundreds of times over, You want to take $20k per person and bill the taxpayers for more newcueler weapons (wink)?
THAT IS BRILLIANT!
How can I get a cut of that?
by stewie on Tue Jan 13, 04 11:00am [+]

my motto will be "a nucular weapon in every home"..... you know, for deer huntin.. Vial of Anthrax too, for repellin mosquitos...
by LCD on Tue Jan 13, 04 9:54pm [+]

brought to you by the sarcasm party.
by LCD on Tue Jan 20, 04 3:51pm [+]

I see there are 6 potential Bush voters in the house ....
by LCD on Tue Jan 20, 04 3:52pm [+]

LCD
I would vote for anyone
absolutely anyone for President under two conditions.
1.They never ask me to give up my H
arley(love the rides to Sedona)
2.They do not bring or allow any Jew into any main government position.

I will agree to anything He/She wants ,provided those two conditions are met.
For me it is that simple

good luck
by xxxxxxxx on Wed Jan 21, 04 7:18pm [+]

I thought that LCD was a hippy. Now he wants nuclear weapons? WTF's going on?
by Bob_Bobson on Mon Feb 23, 04 10:49am [+]






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