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COMMENTS:
Voted : It's funny
Maybe we've both got a warped sense of humor. lol That sounds like something my grandmother would say.
My grandmother would say and do some pretty crazy stuff. Part of it may have been periods of dementia, but a lot of it was just out of sheer spite.
She kept a rod in her room. Normally used to open and close her blinds, she used it to whack nurses when they pissed her off. And when we cleaned her room out after she died, we found a tangled up wad of string. In the wad were pins and needles sticking out all over. Since it was in her clothes drawer and nowhere near where she kept her sewing supplies, we concluded that it was a booby trap to jab nurses' hands with when they went through her clothes.
I couldn't blame her though, some of the nurses there would steal you blind.
^ Last year I had an elderly patient who would say to me, "God, you're ugly, I can't bare to even look at you"
she insulted me continuously, of course I didn't take what she said to heart, I actually enjoyed taking care of her, she always said something to make me laugh, we were kind of a comedy team for the staff.
Voted : It's funny
It may be that elderlies have a special sense (a seventh sense?) and are also willing to speak their minds more quickly.
No, your sense of humor is not warped. Sometimes we must laugh to keep from crying.
The patiently talking about your 'looks' may have been trying to be funny in her own way.
Voted : It's funny
What the wise lady on the top floor said.
Voted : It's funny
When I went to see my Grandma who was in the nursing home, the first thing she said to me was "Answer the phone."
I said "Grandma, the phone isn't ringing."
Grandma said "Just answer it, it won't stop ringing."
So doing my best to keep a straight face, I picked up the phone and said "Here, it's for you." 
I miss you Grandma!
Voted : It's funny
She sounds just like my Grandma who died way back in '77.
She was a riot. Always saying off the cuff comments. If she was alive and able to use a PC, this site would have been right up her alley.
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