MEN : YOU MARRIED A NICE CHRISTIAN GAL

MEN : YOU MARRIED A NICE CHRISTIAN GAL

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ACTIVE Mon Nov 17, 08 - Tue Nov 17, 09
she's beautiful, intelligent, virtuous, everything else you dreamt about in a woman.

you finally persuade her to be your wife. On your wedding night, you undress her to find a nice big penis.

what do you do????

run away screaming into the night
Learn how to be gay
convince her to get a penis-ectomy.
Punch it in the face!! and walk away.

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Voted : run away screaming into the night
And the man would also get a wake up call that the above traits are natural and pleasant to and from both genders.

by forgetmenot on Mon Nov 17, 08 8:09pm [+]

Voted : Punch it in the face!! and walk away.
The marriage wouldn't be legally valid. It's interesting that you used the word 'NICE' big penis. Is this a tout for lcd's 'Learn how to be gay' classes? lol. eek

by britvic55 on Mon Nov 17, 08 10:46pm [+]

Wouldn't happen to me anyway. Just like in the Super market, I like to squeeze, feel and poke, the merchandise, before I take it home.

by britvic55 on Mon Nov 17, 08 10:55pm [+]