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COMMENTS:
Voted : 6000 years old
May sound incredibly stupid, but I buy the "Deity-cooked-it-all-up" argument. Dinosaur fossils and all such? That's Deity mucking around with the minds of the "intelligent", IMO.
Voted : Over five billion
Yep, and I could probably find 6000 reasons why creationism is a crock.
Can you elaborate on how you come to this counter-intuitive conclusion?
My question was to TS, as MrS posted before it came up
Voted : Over five billion
I just think it is older even than scientists think. I am a Christian but, HORROS AND HERESY, I do not put much weight in the creationist theory.
^HORRORS^
Voted : about 4.54 billion year old
This is scientists best guess at it, according to Wikipedia.
I put no less than 3 billion years as a conservative estimate as the ages vary from place to place. Hope that clears things up a little
6000 years? The church will spin this in the future: 6000 years isn't years as we know them. 1 year could be mean 1/2 millions years.
There is none so blind as those who are not willing to see.
simple enough. O
There is no earth
Its just a pimple on a pumpkin
(Anybody Killa)
Seen a bitch with a big bump chillin on her booty
Red raspberry puss packing lil' cutie (Hey!)
Can I pop it, bitch?
Bend over, let me smack that ass
Till it squirts all over
Squeezing on your buttcheeks like a bowl of bubble wrap (Wrap)
Grand canyon loving when I hit it from the back
Do you like it when I rub oil on you, bitch?
Like an uncooked Thanksgiving turkey dish (Gobble)
Hey girl with them bumps on your dumplin
Why you always frontin'?
Can I tell you somethin'?
I been waiting for a long ass time
For me to get a spoonful of that oatmeal pie
So I guess I'm gonna take what's mine
Watch her pull down them panties as I sip my wine
She handed me some crackers
And dropped to her knees
Told me about the full moon and offered some cheese
(Chorus)
P-I-M-P-L-E-S on ya P-U-M-P-K-I-N
(Pimples on ya pumpkin hoes)
P-I-M-P-L-E-S on ya P-U-M-P-K-I-N
(No joke like a bag of dro)
P-I-M-P-L-E-S on ya P-U-M-P-K-I-N
(Pimples on ya pumpkin hoes)
P-I-M-P-L-E-S on ya P-U-M-P-K-I-N
(I said it's out of control)
^ Oooooooooooooookaaaaaaaaaaaay...
Voted : about 4.54 billion year old
good cartoon - about sums it up
oh and my reasoning is that lots of people have been trying to figure this out for long time - they have accumulated extensive data that supports this theory and it is generally accepted by people who have done the research and studied the methods and procedures for drawing these conclusions.
yeah we'll never really know for sure but i think the scientific method has a lot going for it.
Some of those "theories" have produced spectacular tangible results. Must be on to SOMETHING.
This 6000 year figure isn't a creationist theme . It's just been picked up by the creationists along with many other random theories. Wasn't it bishop usher? (ive checked now and im right - go me )who worked out the figures from direct lineage from adam and eve based on rough approximation of generations?
Complete nutter but not, technically, a modern creationist, so therefore this is church doctrine and not creationist theory.
The earth is pretty old and any number more than a billion is meaningless anyway. but 6000 years? lol
I'm pretty sure they've carbon dated ancient human shit that was older than 6k years.
Voted : about 4.54 billion year old
I think this because of the decay rate of Uranium into Lead plus of course dinos and all that aged stuff they love to dig from this giant clump of dirt.
Also this is what the aliens told me to tell you all... lol They never told me that. THEY DON'T PHONE MY HOME ANYMORE!? WAAAA!!
Ok I'm done being an a$s.
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