WHY DID A THE ALIENS IN THEIR FLYING SAUCER CRASH AT ROSWELL?

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[+] joke ballot by Colin_B
ACTIVE Tue Feb 17, 09 - Thu Mar 24, 11
Why did a the aliens in their flying saucer crash at Roswell?

The pilot alien was drunk.
All the aliens were in the flying saucer's kitchen eating chocolate pudding.
The aliens crashed into a weather balloon.
The aliens crashed into a 500-foot tall Elvis clone.
After losing $13,400 in 3 days at Las Vegas, the aliens wanted to end their own lives.
The flying saucer's controls shorted out when an alien spilled lemonade all over them.
The alien pilot was showing off and simply crashed into the ground.

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COMMENTS:
Voted : The flying saucer's controls shorted out when an alien spilled lemonade all over them.
hehe

by LCD on Tue Feb 17, 09 4:59pm [+]

Voted : The flying saucer's controls shorted out when an alien spilled lemonade all over them.
HEY! I like lemonade, okay?

by Truthseeker013 on Tue Feb 17, 09 6:22pm [+]

Voted : The pilot alien was drunk.
He had ADHD and had never seen a TV before.....

by quirk99 on Tue Feb 17, 09 6:30pm [+]

Voted : After losing $13,400 in 3 days at Las Vegas, the aliens wanted to end their own lives.
That's not far from reality here and that's not far from Roswell.

by forgetmenot on Tue Feb 17, 09 11:57pm [+]

Maybe they were shot down

by Les6Hithe6Wins6Again on Wed Feb 18, 09 12:03am [+]