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CHEAP DETECTIVVE - HUMOUR AT ITS BEST!!!


[+] joke ballot by chhitiz
ACTIVE Sat Apr 18, 09 - Sun Apr 18, 10

A guy suspected that his wife was cheating on him, so he hired a detective... The cheapest one he could find.


This is his report:

Most honorable sir,

You leave house. I watch house. He come house. I watch. He and she leave house. I follow. He and she go hotel. I climb tree. I look window. He kiss she. She kiss he. He strip she. She strip he. He play with she. She play with he. I play with me. I fall off tree. I no see.

No fee,
C. Lee

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COMMENTS:
Voted : he he
A tourist asks a man in uniform, "Are you a policeman?" "No, I am an undercover detective." "So why are you in uniform?" "Today is my day off."

My wife and I were watching some TV show the other nite where the wife hired a private detective to follow her husband and see if he were in fact "cheating" on her. I asked my wife if she would ever do that. She said, "Well not so much to find out who the other woman was, but to see if I could find out what she saw in ya."

A jealous husband hires a private detective to check up on his wife. The husband tells the detective, he wants both a written account and as many videos of her in any kind of compromising situations as the man can get.Two weeks later the detective calls the man and tells him he has all the evidence he needs. They make an appointment for a meeting. The two of them are sitting there watching the videos. The man sees his wife meeting another man, then the two of them are walking in the park laughing. Another series shows her with a different man laughing and dancing. All together, he watches a dozen or so different activities, each with a different man, each time both she and the man are sharing obvious utter glee." Amazing," said the shocked husband, "simply amazing ! I just can't believe it." "What can't you believe ?" asked the detective, "It's all right there for you to see, plus I have all the times and dates in my log." "I know, I know!" said the man, still in shock, "I just can't believe my wife could be that much fun."
by UncleRandy on Sat Apr 18, 09 11:01am [+]

Voted : he he
^ LOL
by Grumpy_Person on Sat Apr 18, 09 12:06pm [+]

Was that a title of a movie?
I vaguely remembering it in a Blockbuster store or similiar.
by UncleMax on Sat Apr 18, 09 9:16pm [+]





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