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HOW TO PISS OFF DICK CHENEY

HOW TO PISS OFF DICK CHENEY


[+] joke ballot by LCD
ACTIVE Thu May 21, 09 - Fri May 21, 10

let's see if we can wipe that smirk off his face!

mention that he is the father of a lesbian
mention that he shot his friend in the face
remind him that he committed crimes against humanity
ask him isn't it about time he has another heart attack
those glasses make you look like a child molestor
time to pay for your crimes, now you are not shielded by secrecy
just go and die already, time to meet your sponsor in hell
Question his time in office
tell him we should use less oil
Put extra stress on his first name when speaking to him
Tell him he's a chickenhawk coward.
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COMMENTS:
Voted : just go and die already, time to meet your sponsor in hell
time to settle with the devil for keeping him alive through 4 heart attacks.

must have been some deal he made...
by LCD on Thu May 21, 09 2:55pm [+]

Voted : time to pay for your crimes, now you are not shielded by secrecy
He has no credibility but just few hours ago I almost threw a couple people out of my car because they were saying how I can't see what Obama really is about, one of my passengers said Obama was the anti Christ and when she said the news is not asking the tough questions I knew where she was getting her information. I know I shouldn't let such things get me so angry but I wanted to stop the car and tell them to get out, miles from nowhere, I didn't but I wanted to so badly, I can still feel my blood boiling. They said other things that pretty much saying I'm brainwashed and not a real Christian, I need to stop posting because I feel like smashing this keyboard. You ever felt this way?
by larrynelmira on Thu May 21, 09 3:18pm [+]

tape a few episode of the ED show on MSNBC, and play it in your car, whenever you pick them up.

make sure you disable the volume control, so they can't turn it down.

see if they burst into flames, as they are forced to digest some reality :)
by LCD on Thu May 21, 09 3:21pm [+]

and larry, I only felt that way for about 8 years, although I been feeling better for the last 5 months or so... :)
by LCD on Thu May 21, 09 4:01pm [+]

Voted : remind him that he committed crimes against humanity
He looks like he just got away with something.
by skylab on Thu May 21, 09 4:22pm [+]

Voted : time to pay for your crimes, now you are not shielded by secrecy
larry, have I ever mentioned that you're the tops?

On topic, I was thinking that someone should start an Internet rumor that his American citizenship is being revoked, in prelude to his being handed over to The Hague for war crimes...
by Truthseeker013 on Thu May 21, 09 4:47pm [+]

Larry in my opinion, those are the scared people. Not scared for a reason, but scared of change. They're not secure in themselves or their capabilities, so any change to what they believe is the "right way," terrifies them.

Well, that's sort of what I concluded anyway...not saying I'm right. :) But it seems to me that when I listent to people like you describe or when I hear the likes of Bill O'Reilly and Rush Limbaugh, I truly think they're just terrified. I also think deep down they know their way of thinking is archaic, but they don't know what else to do, except to try to make everyone else afraid too.

When someone like Pat Robertson or some of those others start talking about who is and who is not a "real" Christian, I always realize that in fact, they're not. Any Christian who really listened and learned knows exactly why I say that.
by patch22us on Thu May 21, 09 7:15pm [+]

Voted : time to pay for your crimes, now you are not shielded by secrecy
Indict him for his complicity in the breaking of U.S. law, links to Halliburton and no bid contracts, shooting people in the face while hunting with no licence, looking like a child molestor, sneaking around with oil company bigshots and links to rising prices, outing spys, letting Scooter take the rap, lying about known WMDs in Iraq, being a draft dodger, being born, etc, etc,
by thesoothsayer on Thu May 21, 09 7:57pm [+]

I know patch, one of the passengers is a good friend from high school but when he started quoting Rush Limbaugh I realized he was gone , I lost him.:(
by larrynelmira on Fri May 22, 09 4:47am [+]

Voted : Tell him he's a chickenhawk coward.
Also customize a old joke for him:

Q: How do you tell when Dick Cheney is lying?
A: His lips are moving.
by mojo on Fri May 22, 09 5:30am [+]

Larry, you ARE the tops!
by mojo on Sat May 23, 09 8:16pm [+]





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