ARE YOU A FAST EATER ?

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[+] joke ballot by thesoothsayer
ACTIVE Sat Aug 22, 09 - Sun Aug 22, 10
I noticed I am usually the last one to finish a meal or is still working on the first "course" when others are going for seconds or are already eating dessert... I'm like Marvin(?) at the circus in the old 'Bit O Honey comercials... do you eat fast ?

I eat like a hog
I eat very fast
I eat kinda fast
I eat so so...
I eat slow
I eat kinda slow
I savor every bit...
I eat like Marvin in the ol 'Bit o Honey' comercials

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COMMENTS:
Too much info dept:
**Marvin was supposed to jump into a bucket of water from atop a high ladder in the circus tent but when the ringmaster asks "are you ready, Marvin ?" he says after I finish my Bit O Honey and proceeds to chew the chewy candy, meanwhile, it takes so long to eat it half the crowd has gone and the ringmaster has fallen asleep... then the rest of the crowd has gone and Marvin is sneaking out...

by thesoothsayer on Sat Aug 22, 09 10:23am [+]

Voted : I eat very fast

I am usually the first one done when I eat with people.

by UncleRandy on Sat Aug 22, 09 11:03am [+]

Voted : I eat so so...
I eat slower when I'm in a restaurant. Everyone else is always in some big hurry to finish.

by RunsWithScissors on Sat Aug 22, 09 12:30pm [+]

Voted : I eat very fast
I eat really fast.

result of having my lunch while driving for years.

by LCD on Sat Aug 22, 09 1:02pm [+]

Voted : I eat kinda fast
There is usually something I want to do after and I want to get going. But I do linger over holiday dinners.

by forgetmenot on Sat Aug 22, 09 1:59pm [+]

Voted : I eat kinda slow
I take my time, unless I'm in a hurry. And then I'd really rather eat only half as much to save time because I hate to rush when I'm eating.

by Grumpy_Person on Sat Aug 22, 09 3:11pm [+]