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A SENIOR CITIZEN IS FALLING ASLEEP NEXT TO ME...

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[+] joke ballot by scotchierules

What should i do?,I'm at the public library and a elderly woman next to me keeps nodding off while using the pc and keeps waking herself up by snoring.

She should be tossed out of the building
When she wakes up have her internet search sleep apena
You & her should be asked to leave the library
Tell her to wake up the early bird specials are now on
Poke her in the leg with your sharp pencil
Give her a wet willie
Start reading these ballot choices out loud
Fart
Tie her shoe laces together
Wake her up and ask if she has any Grey Poupon mustard
When she does wake up, start playing peek-a-boo with her
Ask her if she knows how to put the pin back in the grenade you have
Tell her she's got a bit of drool hanging from the corner of her mouth
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