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YOU MIGHT BE A TALIBAN IF ::


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You have more wives than teeth
You've bebattled America into it's longest war
If you're a murdering bastard
Your goat wears a negligee
If you're looking for the work bathroom and your boss says "its all around you"
If you are amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs
You believe masturbation is evil but beating your WIVES is OK
If you consider free expression dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your pants
If you have more wives than teeth
If you own a $300 machine gun and $2,000 rocket launcher, but you can’t afford shoes or deodorant
If you refine heroin for a living, but have a “moral objection” to alcohol
If you think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide
If you wipe your ass with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean
If you’d rather have your daughter raped than have an education
If you’ll kill anyone that says you’re not peaceful
If you never brush your teeth, wipe your ass, change your clothes, or take a bath
If you sell your young sons into homosexual slavery
You are completely without humor
You're a "patriot" that hopes your Country fails
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COMMENTS:
Voted : If you're a murdering bastard
Amongst other things.
Voted : If you never brush your teeth, wipe your ass, change your clothes, or take a bath
...oh, and you can't read, write, add or subtract.
Voted : If you never brush your teeth, wipe your ass, change your clothes, or take a bath
Could also double as a redneck.
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My thank you to all of ya. (Well, with the exception of the one about "bebattle", simply because I miss the humor of the choice.)

^Is none, and there shouldn't be.

oops. My bad. I forgot you (Closet) are without humor.
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Now, if I had a crystal ball and could read your mind, as some seem to, I might think you sympathize with Taliban.

"oops. My bad. I forgot you (Closet) are without humor."
I just do find war very funny.

"Now, if I had a crystal ball and could read your mind, as some seem to, I might think you sympathize with Taliban." I think you been listening to too many Bush speeches.

*don't find war very funny. My typing skills on the other hand
^Has nothing to do finding the horrors of war funny. It has everything to do with realizing the biggest turds on the planet as the jokes they are, and then laughing at them.
Voted : You're a "patriot" that hopes your Country fails

Hmmmmm.......

Mr_Spleen

I can't disconnect one from the other.

Do I have to pick only one?
Voted : If you wipe your ass with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean
great choices




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