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YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS HAVE JUST BROKEN INTO THE LOCAL CHURCH.

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[+] joke ballot by Colin_B

You and your friends have just broken into the local church. "Let's smash this place up and have some fun!" One of your friends says. While your friends run off to different parts of the church and begin to trash the place, you stop and think for a moment. What type of vandalism would you like to do here?

Take a dump in the church's kitchen sink and break all their coffee mugs.
Rip out and cut up all the carpeting in the Sunday school room and office.
Smash the life-sized christ porcelain figure to pieces with a baseball bat.
Spraypaint vulgarities, satanic poetry and nude women all over the walls.
Put all the church's bibles into a pile, soak them in lighter fluid and burn them.
Punch holes in the drywall, pull out the insulation and pee all over it.
Totally demolish the church's photocopier and then push it down the stairs.
Slice up the leather chairs in the Pastor's office with an Xacto knife.

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COMMENTS:
I must have been off my tits on drugs cos I don't remember doing any of this! But thanks for the heads up... I think :/
You know I can't participate in this ballot. Had this been about my high school or the local police station, then you would have my full attention!
This a sick ballot. There is nothing funny about destroying somebody else's property that they have worked hard to pay for.

This ballot is a perfect example an immature juvenile mentality.

Young people that HAVE no property are the most likely to vandalize the property of others since they have never worked or had to pay for what they have in life.

I'm sure the Ballot Maker wouldn't think it was funny if a group a people destroyed the auto, laptop, iPhone, iPad, Playstation etc. the he had just purchased.

drive a stake through the heart of my new freinds and leave their heads mounted on the gate outside.




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