IF BLACK PEOPLE MADE THEIR OWN VERSION OF NASCAR, WOULD IT BE COOLER THAN THE DOMINANTLY-WHITE NASCAR?
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COMMENTS:
no white boys dont have all the talent so don't go their?
Voted : Sounds like fun.
Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR drivers: # 10 - Have to sit upright while driving. # 9 - Pistol won't stay under front seat. # 8 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music. # 7 - Pit crew can't work on car while holding up pants at the same time! # 6 - They keep trying to carjack Dale Earnhardt Jr. # 5 - Police cars on track interfere with race. # 4 - No passenger seat for the Ho. # 3 - No Cadillacs approved for competition. # 2 - When they crash their cars, they bail out &run. #1 -They can't wear their helmets sideways.
The goal wouldn't be to win the race, it would be to Car Jack as many cars as possible, strip them and sell the parts.
the only reason black people would watch that crappy sport is IF there was a ton of hype.
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