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WHAT IS THE BEST INSULT EVER?

WHAT IS THE BEST INSULT EVER?


[+] ballot by TINY44
created Wed Jan 21, 04

Whoever's pussy you come out of!
You act like a Canadian!
youre a dumb jew
I wouldn't piss on you..if you were on fire!
Typical American!
You smell like a Muslim
You're a weenie
U wish u were the wind dont u, so u cn blow me
you are normal
You remind me of George Bush
I faked every orgasm
George W Bush
revenge
you look like FASTCHEVY
you look like couchgnome
Ballot #17553...WAR DECLARED ON GAGOONIES!
you'd probably
You're just another disgusting human.
you sand eater (muslim terrorist)
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COMMENTS:
To quote the late, great Bill Hicks:

"Ball-less, souless, spiritless corporate little bitches, suckers of Satan's cock, each and every one of them. Gnorr. Suck Satan's cock. Put that big scaly pecker down your gullet. Drink that black worm jizzum. Drink it! Fill your little bellies.

Ha ha ha. Send in Vanilla Ice."
by King_Louis_XVI on Wed Jan 21, 04 8:40am [+]

jews suck donkey balls
by Norwegian_Boy on Wed Jan 21, 04 8:45am [+]

baga-mi-as pula in gura matii de labagiu de mana a treia, cretin care nu deosebeste o pizda de o gaoaza, duce-te-ai la cules de prezervative din veceuri sa i le dai cadou matii sa-si faca vibrator; facea-ti-ar clisma doi arabi cu pula mare sa-ti scoata tartrul de pe dinti muist cu buze reci ce esti; sculament uman bolnav de blenoragie si cu pete de cacat pe limba; ba cazatura scarboasa si urata ca mata du-te in pula calului sa-i futi iapa pana ti-or iesi manji din cur; du-te ba in pula mea ca nici nu merita a-mi stric bunatate de injuraturipe tine; hai s-o belesti. sorry but i it was imposibel to translate. but notes that i diden't repeat myself not once.
by adolf_hitler on Wed Jan 21, 04 11:28am [+]

PUTANG INA MO, adolf_hitler!
by stranger7800 on Wed Jan 21, 04 4:06pm [+]

Mother,is it possible to get pregnant through anal sex? -'of course it is,where do you think all the racists and paedos on this website came out of?
by Ken_from_Dublin on Wed Jan 21, 04 4:17pm [+]

your mother told you that she can get pregnant through anal sex?
by adolf_hitler on Thu Jan 22, 04 7:47am [+]

NOOOOO!!! Read it again you thick cunt,your mother dropped a log(YOU)after suffering the longest case of constipation in history,nine months.Let me outta here! the stench!
by Ken_from_Dublin on Thu Jan 22, 04 1:34pm [+]

The one above is,the second worst insult would be to call someone Adolf Hitler
by Ken_from_Dublin on Thu Jan 22, 04 1:40pm [+]

who said "you act like a Canadian" ??? the question was asking for insults, NOT compliments :) GO CANADA
by bow_2_the_queen on Thu Jan 22, 04 1:52pm [+]

i heard that you irish are a kind of blacks.
by adolf_hitler on Fri Jan 23, 04 7:57am [+]

I notice you used the diminutve of 'I' in reference to yourself,how very appropriate for a reprobate who adopts the name of a misanthropist who was also a coprophiliac.
by Ken_from_Dublin on Fri Jan 23, 04 6:42pm [+]

you smell like a cat.
by sweet_like_candy on Sat Jan 24, 04 7:43pm [+]

no way. irishmans smel like goats.
by adolf_hitler on Mon Jan 26, 04 5:38am [+]

No we don't,we smell like everyone else-with our noses!
by Ken_from_Dublin on Mon Jan 26, 04 12:53pm [+]

ur like bush
by ads21 on Mon Jan 26, 04 12:55pm [+]

maybe, but not everyone has his nose in his ass.
by adolf_hitler on Tue Jan 27, 04 5:30am [+]

couchgnome is a zoophile.
by FASTCHEVY on Sat Jan 31, 04 2:03am [+]

Homo-raping n!gger lover? Ok, that's it, I know Derek was here...
by Jannine on Sat Jan 31, 04 3:38pm [+]

Your namesake being into scat would know all about funny muostached noses up asses!
by Ken_from_Dublin on Sun Feb 08, 04 5:01am [+]

Your namesake being into scat would know all about funny muostached noses up ass'es!
by Ken_from_Dublin on Sun Feb 08, 04 5:03am [+]

Someone told me a girl she knew screamed out "You overmasturbated cunt muscle! You eat your poop and you like it!" That has to be topped.
by Guest_597cc on Fri Feb 13, 04 4:24pm [+]

You are a festering whore. You should avoid any attempt at procreation, as you'd probably give birth to a crusty anus.
by um__yeah on Sun Mar 28, 04 9:22pm [+]

If you look like your passport photo, you're too ill to travel.
by Nadia on Mon Apr 19, 04 12:04am [+]

Guest_d31e9: shut the fuck up moron!! where are you from, America?? Bill Hicks is a god (R.I.P).
I like the quote:
Im very tired of travelling, im very tired of comedy, and im tired of staring out at your VACANT faces, waiting for me to fill your heads with things you couldn't possibly think of yourselves, im just tired of the whole fucking thing.'
what a god!!
by Mordanous on Wed May 19, 04 11:19am [+]

you got more mouth, than a cow has cunt... me like that one.
by matje on Sat May 22, 04 11:16am [+]

haha i came up with the sand eater by myself i kick so much ass


hahaha
by Atticus on Thu May 27, 04 1:05pm [+]





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