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WHAT TOYS SHOULD MCDONALD'S PUT IN THEIR HAPPY MEALS?

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WHAT TOYS SHOULD MCDONALD'S PUT IN THEIR HAPPY MEALS?


[+] joke ballot by xxxxxxxx
created Thu Jan 22, 04

A buttplug.
A 12-pack of contraceptive sponges.
A hypodermic needle.
An invitation to Neverland.
A doobie.
A used tampon.
A dead rat.
Adoption papers.
something that cost more than 13 cents to produce
condems
cholesterol antidote
Knives and other pointy, hurty things
some bling bling and a m16
porno
A dildo
toys
dildos!
Razor Blades
Crack Pipe
YOU
needles used by AIDS victims to shoot heroin
all the above
Rat Poison
Anti-Jihad Rhetoric
pussy juice
a madcow test kit
CONDOMS... 6 yr old kids will use them.
M16
Better Food
Valliums
broken glass and rusty nails
"Liberals suck" dolls
M82 Sickler .50 rifle
Dawg terdz-Better'n the "food"
I like runny cat crap mc griddle
anti-personal devices
oxycontin
duct tape
YO MAMA
Barf Bag
copy of the Necronomicon
Michael Jackson
Bush doll, dildo, same thing
Anthrax
Ak-47
USED toilet paper
Weapons of Mass Destruction
A turd shat out of William Hung
liposuction machine
the holy bible
Cholesterol-lowering medicine
Little Spanish-English dictionaries.
Uranium
A book called "1001 ways to kill bad parents"
Dead filthy JEWS
Food that hypnotizes them into doing your bidding
A free hooker of your choice-Let's get it on!!!
Hooters Coupons
food
Appologies
Rolling Papers
Pictures of Justin blowing Michael Jackson
Gamma Hydroxy Butyrate
Celebrity phone numbers
Insulin
OJ's steak knife
Nazi propaganda
John Madden popcorn popper
Selective service registration papers
one of the twelve crystals of heavenly power
Sleeping pills. About a dozen of them.
Ronald Mcdonalds penis juice
crack
Hits of acid


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real food.
by matje on Sat May 22, 04 1:00pm [+]

nar can't get that from mc d's
by matje on Sun May 23, 04 4:52am [+]

Sounded like a good ballot at first until i read the choices and found out how perverted it was..
by Dani_Dumgirl on Sat Jun 12, 04 6:42pm [+]

A toy that speaks when you press the button. It would say: "Hi there kids! The meal I came with contains more additives than any of Hussein's non-exsistant WMD!"
by Truth_Bringer on Wed Jun 23, 04 10:21am [+]

"Real food".
That would be a surprise!
LOL!
Good one "Matje"!
by SCREAMING_FROG on Wed Jun 30, 04 5:31am [+]

an elephant would be nice plus some lesbian porno
by Josue on Thu Nov 11, 04 8:56pm [+]

Trojan Man!!!
by donjuan on Mon Dec 27, 04 1:30pm [+]

WILLIAM SHATNER!
by halfeaten on Sat Feb 26, 05 4:25pm [+]

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