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WHAT SHOULD I GET MY GIRLFRIEND FOR HER BIRTHDAY?

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WHAT SHOULD I GET MY GIRLFRIEND FOR HER BIRTHDAY?


[+] ballot by GS_NewWorldRuler
created Sat Jan 24, 04

My girlfriend's 16th birthday is on Feb. 12th; I have until then to get the perfect gift. Any ideas?

Give her your sex
A cell phone
A make-up kit, duh
Cum, but put it in her mouth
A gag
An errection
A frying pan
Jewelry or perfume (trust me, I'm female)
A pearl necklace (and I don't mean jewelry)
a Happy Meal
a picture of your dick in her sisters ass
A concrete dildo
Hillary Duff Videos And CDS
A tattoo of a rose on her ankle. Girls like that
dinner at a restaurant, and a hug.
Flowers and a card. Or her fave CD.
An Ulster Flag
beat her up
A tattoo of your name, then dump her
ANAL SEX VIDEO
A gangbang by four of your best friends
The big "O"
Birth Control Pills


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COMMENTS:
are you still together ?
by skyhigh on Sun Jan 25, 04 4:41pm [+]

Why do you ask?
by GS_NewWorldRuler on Mon Jan 26, 04 8:58am [+]

maybe i seem to like
by skyhigh on Mon Jan 26, 04 4:05pm [+]

... you
by skyhigh on Mon Jan 26, 04 4:06pm [+]

Okay. Listen; I get a lot of this, since I'm quite good-looking. A lot of girls say they like me, and don't. I'm not saying I don't believe you, I do. Just pretty busy with girls. At this point, b/f and g/f relationships don'tt last too long, usually. Keep in touch, skyhigh. I do like you.
by GS_NewWorldRuler on Mon Jan 26, 04 5:53pm [+]

get her pregnant, i bet she would love that lmao.
by groper69 on Mon Jan 26, 04 6:04pm [+]

sure thats fine with me
but do keep in touch .
and as for bbllooww1 shut the fuck up !
by skyhigh on Tue Jan 27, 04 5:55pm [+]

bblloowwl, she'd call the police if I got her pregnant! I'd be toast! Any 'real' suggestions? skyhigh: don't get me wrong, it's not that I don't like you, I just didn't know you until like, the 25th. I've been with my g/f since the snowday. I'm sorry if this hurts u
by GS_NewWorldRuler on Tue Jan 27, 04 9:00pm [+]

you know what it does it doesn't .cause i hardly know you!
by skyhigh on Wed Jan 28, 04 6:10pm [+]

i mean it doesn't hurt me!
by skyhigh on Wed Jan 28, 04 6:13pm [+]

yeah !
by skyhigh on Wed Jan 28, 04 7:02pm [+]

I'll just see how she likes my present
by GS_NewWorldRuler on Thu Jan 29, 04 11:14am [+]

thats kool
by skyhigh on Thu Jan 29, 04 6:26pm [+]

Well, 'matchmaker' why con't you mind your own f***ing business, I not tell me how to live my life. In other words: Fuck off!
by GS_NewWorldRuler on Sat Jan 31, 04 4:01pm [+]

matchmaker shut the fuck up ok :)
by skyhigh on Tue Feb 03, 04 5:32pm [+]

If you think this is matchmaker at his worst, look at his ballot 'why are people from Seattle nothing but coffee drinkin motherf***ers, and you'll see that matchmaker becomes... SILLY PICKLE! Gayest of gayasses.
by Mehmet on Wed Feb 04, 04 7:16pm [+]

Give her Jewelry. My boyfriend got me a necklace for my birthday - it was the best gift I have ever received in my life. Perfume would work well, too.
by xxxxxxxx on Wed Feb 04, 04 7:27pm [+]

I gave my girlfriends jewelry for their birthday, when I was 15 or so, and they weren't too happy with it. I'd recommend something valentines related, since it's close to Valentines day.
by The_Onion on Wed Feb 04, 04 10:15pm [+]

you give her anal brutality!
you fuck the fool out of her!
raper her! raper her into a mess!
i rape her ass bloody!
girls like that!

vote kerry at erections!
by xxxxxxxx on Mon Feb 09, 04 11:24am [+]

How bout not? THAT'S IT! The night before her birthday I come up with something brilliant!
by GS_NewWorldRuler on Wed Feb 11, 04 8:56pm [+]

Most girlfriends would not appreciate that, buddy ;-)
by xxxxxxxx on Wed Feb 11, 04 9:02pm [+]

That's why I don't tell her ;)
by GS_NewWorldRuler on Thu Feb 12, 04 11:21am [+]

Get her the same thing she got YOU for your birthday. NOTHING! Chicks never spend money on guys but expect guys to buy them stuff all the time.
by GRAPOST on Thu Apr 08, 04 6:09pm [+]

i got my g/f a ripped-out-of-a-magazine perfume sample,she loved it
by Bender on Mon May 31, 04 10:05pm [+]

im guessin the b'dayz over so did the gift wrk an did anythin happen between u an skyhigh keep me posted i luv livin vicariously
by scizo on Fri Jul 16, 04 3:59pm [+]

give her a good romance night and make love to her
by Guest User from [75.28.14.219] on Thu Nov 02, 06 5:02pm [+]

a dvd she likes
by Guest User from [68.3.179.43] on Mon Dec 11, 06 5:26pm [+]

a night out alone together
by Guest User from [206.75.29.250] on Tue Sep 04, 07 7:31pm [+]






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