WHAT DO YOU DO IF YOUR GIRLFRIEND DUMPS YOU?

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WHAT DO YOU DO IF YOUR GIRLFRIEND DUMPS YOU?


[+] ballot by Dude
created Mon Aug 11, 03

GET REALLY DRUNK?
GET ON YOUR HANDS AND KNEES AND BEG?
FIND ANOTHER GIRL?
GET DRUNK THEN FIND ANOUTHER GIRL?
SPREAD RUMOR THAT SHE GAVE YOU HERPES
F*ck her, it's her loss
Become 1000x the success her new boyfriend is
love her
Eat her!!!!!!!!
Enjoy the freedom a bit, then get another girl
get over it and get a new girl
GIVE ME her email address.i will hack her,make fun
rape her mother
say sorry grab her big boobs adn have sex with her
Say "I faked every orgasm" whether true or not
kill her whole family tree
chainsaw the slut
Commit suicide. Maybe kill her before that.
WOW,SO MANY DUMPED PEOPLE UP IN HERE-by happy face
Feel good, God is on your side
Get Another GirlFriend, Stupid!
post naked pics of her all over the internet
im not gay
Move on with my life!
yes
try it with another guy!
if her name is maria christina greco
tie her to the bed and gang bang her wit ur frends
go bowling
Jack Off
jump for joy
FUk her mom her sis and her best friend
piss in her eye
take her to a hotel and make her cheat on new bf with outrageous sex


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COMMENTS:
their are thousan out there
by darryking on Mon Aug 11, 03 5:41am [+]

I am so sad
by donjuan on Mon Aug 11, 03 12:29pm [+]

I will skin her then shower with smashed hot jalapenos; then make Kobe, Shaq, O.J., The Undertaker, George W., & Bin Laden gangbang her in the ass; then bitch-slap with a nail-filled 2X4; then get 5 pitbulls to bite her in the nipples, clit & ass; then throw her from the top of the Petrona Towers!
by stranger7800 on Wed Oct 29, 03 2:48pm [+]

sleep with some hoes then she'll be so jealous and cry.
by adminsoul on Fri Nov 21, 03 5:18pm [+]

yo yo ask her to still be friends, this doesnt have to be the end, you are still get her to suck your end, you will like the love that she will send
by adminsoul on Fri Nov 21, 03 5:18pm [+]

kill her family
by xxxxxxxx on Sun Jan 11, 04 12:27am [+]

Remember god
by stressman on Tue Jan 13, 04 9:39pm [+]

Dear god... May the spirits and anything holy protect us, if any of you ever get dumped... I would just talk to her, half the time when a girl breaks up a relationship she has second thoughts. Who knows you might hook back up, if not then at least you will know why she dumped you..
by Richard_Harbridge on Fri Jan 16, 04 12:03am [+]

get with her sister!
by Duckhead on Thu Jan 22, 04 5:24pm [+]

eat marshmallows, ding dongs, iced brownies, and ranch style doritos for 72 hours straight. when you wake up from the sugar coma, it'll be a brand new day.
by in_bloom on Fri Jan 23, 04 8:29pm [+]

Fuck her best friend on film and send it to her.Get her little sister and fuck her till she bleeds then rape and sexualy assualt her and strip her clothes off while still filming,get the sis pregnant and also hurt the sister any way possiible and also damage her private areas so she cannot have sex ever again. Infect her & sister with AIDS & HIV, and piss & shit in all of sister's shoes & then do the bithes shoes.
by cdt038greco on Sat Jan 24, 04 3:48pm [+]

u WILL GET OVER IT(HOPEFULLY)move on try to enjoy ur time aline and them find urself another chick..I know its not easy but u have to plus shes now some other dudes pain in the ass.
by xsithlordx on Mon Jan 26, 04 5:21pm [+]

I would move with my life!
by insanemixedbreed on Wed Jan 28, 04 1:19am [+]

Guest_73328 Fuck you! AssHole.
by cdt038greco on Wed Jan 28, 04 2:46pm [+]

Get drunk and fuck her sister.
by Silly_Pickle on Tue Feb 03, 04 11:25am [+]

Fuck her one last time as a goodbye but poke holes in the condom and get that bitch pregnant
by Norwegian_Boy on Wed Feb 04, 04 2:00pm [+]

just forget about her and find a new girl.okay?
by G_Unit on Mon Feb 09, 04 3:32pm [+]

guestO_dlaa what the hell!
by G_Unit on Wed Feb 11, 04 3:41pm [+]

go fuck her mom
by judobo on Thu Feb 12, 04 1:08pm [+]

Kill a nig*er
by xxxxxxxx on Tue Feb 17, 04 9:28pm [+]

"There is nothing you can do to make her want to come back. You can only do things to make her NOT want to come back.

Line from "Swingers". Very timeless advice that more guys should take.
by popeNYC on Thu Feb 19, 04 9:38pm [+]

I sort of misquoted. This is right from the script...

Rob: There is no difference right now. See, Mike, the only difference between giving up and not giving up is if you take her back when she wants to come back. But you can't do anything to make her want to come back. In fact, you can only do stuff to make her not want to come back.
Mike Peters: So the only difference is if I forget about her or just pretend to forget about her?
Rob: Right.
Mike Peters: Well that sucks.
Rob: Yeah, it sucks.
Mike Peters: So it's just like a retroactive decision, then? I mean I could, like, forget about her and then when she comes back make like I just pretended to forget about her?
Rob: Right. Although probably more likely the opposite.
Mike Peters: What do you mean?
Rob: I mean at first you're going to pretend to forget about her, you'll not call her, I don't know, whatever... but then eventually, you really will forget about her.
Mike Peters: Well what if she comes back first?
Rob: Mmmm... see, that's the thing, is somehow they know not to come back until you really forget.
Mike Peters: There's the rub.
Rob: There's the rub.
by popeNYC on Thu Feb 19, 04 9:43pm [+]

Fuck her best friend on film and send it to her.Get her little sister and fuck her till she bleeds then rape and sexualy assualt her and strip her clothes off while still filming,get the sis pregnant and also hurt the sister any way possiible and also damage her private areas so she cannot have sex ever again. Infect her & sister with AIDS & HIV, and piss & shit in all of sister's shoes & then do the bithes shoes. tie them all up and make them drink my piss and eat my cum and shit for life.
by cdt038greco on Fri Feb 20, 04 2:24pm [+]

1) Buy gun.
2) Kill girlfriend.
3) Turn gun on self.
by deathcomesripping on Sat Feb 21, 04 10:59am [+]

Take my 8" cock elsewhere.
by xxxxxxxx on Mon Feb 23, 04 4:46pm [+]

i'll kill her and then fuck her corps there is a word for people like that they are called knecrophliacs
by whocares23 on Sat Feb 28, 04 8:13pm [+]

catch a plane back to england
by matje on Mon Mar 08, 04 9:27am [+]

"Is rape natural? Is pedophilia natural? Is bestiality natural? Is incest natural? Is sexual torture natural?"

No, but then neither are those consensual activities of love, which homosexuality is. You need to grow up. It's more or less been proved that everyone has slight homosexual tendancies anyway!
by RobL on Wed Mar 10, 04 12:52pm [+]

party with her b/f get him high or drunk then talk him into sucking my dick while filming it..lol just thought of that one
by discreetservice on Fri Apr 09, 04 8:18pm [+]

Man te same thing happend to me, 2 1/2 years with her and she is with a new guy in 3 weeks. If u fined out what to do tell me.
by Rockerboy18 on Sun Apr 11, 04 6:19pm [+]

i'd tie her to a pipe, then invite all my buddies and gangbang her, ripp off her clothes and make her suck my cock while 3 guys take turns fuckin' her in the ass, 2 fuck her pussy, 1 fucks the other licks, 4 guys suck and cum on 1 tit, 4 other guys suck cum and pierce the other tit, this other guy is fuckin 1 ear, the other is fucking the other ear, then we all shove our dicks in her making her suck our cocks and then we give her a mouthload of cum. WE film all of it then make her watch it while we rape her and strech out her pussy with a hot water pipe. WE hang her from her pierced nipples and pussy and have a cum shot contest: pussy is 1 point, 1 boob is 1 point, 2 boobs is 2 points, mouth is 4 points and if you give her a facial you earn 10 points. Then we turn her around and play darts with her ass. After that we try to see how many marbles we can shove up her ass. we then fuck her with any food available. WE fuck her again this time we use her for a sandwich. We video tape it again and sell it to a porn company and get rejected by Ebay. We get piss, so we get drunk and high then we give her a good ripp of the ass. Finally out of cum and energy we gangbang her 1 last time then she just licks off the cum of our dicks while we stuff our fingers up her pussy and ass.... Damm i have a perverted mind. Naww im kiddin' i would just find another fuck buddy and fuck her 1 last time before i left the flithy whore.
by DarkMon16 on Sat Apr 24, 04 9:33pm [+]

Take easy, that's why a man should always keep a spare tire just in case.
by blue_planet on Tue May 18, 04 4:45am [+]

beat her with a pipe
by charliebrown on Tue May 18, 04 2:16pm [+]

rape her dog
by Tommo on Fri May 21, 04 7:45am [+]






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