BEST WAY TO DISPOSE OF A SACK FULL OF KITTENS?

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BEST WAY TO DISPOSE OF A SACK FULL OF KITTENS?


[+] ballot by Grapost
created Sun Feb 01, 04

Cats breed like rabbits and sometimes you get stuck with more than you can handle. What's the best way to dispose of an unwanted litter?

Throw sack in the river
Attach sack to car tailpipe
Sell them to a Chinese restaurant
Flush each one down the toilet
Crush their heads and put in garbage
cardboard box on sidewalk with 'free kittens' sign
Snakes have to eat to.
Climb down the chimney and give them to a kid
no-kill shelter
tie wait and drop in water barrel like my grandpa
give them someone who will care for them
Choke Grapost DEAD with their bodies
Dump em out into a big microwave & watch the show
AWW! Dont hurt the kitties!
Who needs a sack when you have a full auto AK47?
Gamble them away with Spike & the boys!
dump them in the grand union canal
1000 bottle rockets
Tie each to a helium balloon..let them free!!
Throw them into the Grand Canyon listen 4 screams
throw it in water and shot at it
target practice with ak47
Send it to George W. Bush.
no, mail them to ME
Use Jumper Cables, Electrocute


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COMMENTS:
use a blender
by mr_Baggles on Sun Feb 01, 04 3:32pm [+]

Best way to dispose of Grapost:
1- Gallows
2- Firing Squad
3- Asphyxiation
4- High Voltage Electrocution

PICK ONE AND VOTE IN THE COMMENTS AREA
by xxxxxxxx on Sun Feb 01, 04 5:16pm [+]

quoting...

The Early Purges - Seamus Heaney

I was six when I first saw kittens drown.
Don Taggart pitched them, 'the scraggy wee shits',
Into a bucket; a frail metal sound,

Soft paws scraping like mad. But their tiny din
Was soon soused. They were slung on the snout
Of the pump and the water pumped in.

'Sure isn't it better for them now?' Dan said.
Like wet gloves they bobbed and shone till he sluiced
Them out on the dunghill, glossy and dead.

Seamus, you miserable old cun't. Personally I'd tie them to helium balloons big enough to lift them; the adventure of their lives. I'd give them some scraps of paper and a pencil each so they can tell me how it went.
Seamus Heaney

Yeah I here that. People been killing kitty for years.
by bushy_beard on Sun Feb 01, 04 7:08pm [+]

I had to give up my beloved cat that I raised for 4 years because I have to travel for work. I drove 200 miles to take her to a no-kill sanctuary, and paid them money to have them keep her until I get a place where I can keep her. I love my cat. it hurts to see such vile things proposed...
by LCD on Sun Feb 01, 04 11:44pm [+]

cat's do breed like crazy
and spread disease when there is too many. and what good are they wild?
by xxxxxxxx on Mon Feb 02, 04 2:37am [+]

anybody that stays for more than 5min is sick and twisted, guess that goes for you too.
by xxxxxxxx on Mon Feb 02, 04 6:10am [+]

good hope that works out for ya
by xxxxxxxx on Mon Feb 02, 04 6:47am [+]

yea I'd like to get a hold of a few of you fucktards and beat your nuts with a baseball bat.
by xxxxxxxx on Mon Feb 02, 04 6:55am [+]

Why not get your cats neutered you sick fuck.
by LicketySplit on Mon Feb 02, 04 8:27am [+]

Sell them to your local chineese restraunt.Most of the things on the menu are actually cat.Fact.
by Ba_Barracas on Mon Feb 02, 04 10:59am [+]

Eat them till they are all gone.
by Nutter_98 on Mon Feb 02, 04 11:35am [+]

you know what they say when god sees you masterbate he kills a kitten so just keep on bashin and let god sort em out
by Mr_Hat on Mon Feb 02, 04 12:29pm [+]

You cruel son of a bitch!
by Wussy on Mon Feb 02, 04 5:28pm [+]

'you cruel son of a bitch' shut up. Why would you ever write that and then click 'comment'. Think of something to say first. Cats piss me off, I don't care about them. There's an opinion at least. >:(
by bushy_beard on Mon Feb 02, 04 9:48pm [+]

butt lick,?
by xxxxxxxx on Mon Feb 02, 04 10:42pm [+]

Now normally I make an intelligent and carefully considered comment in the hopes that it might bring some new light or knowledge to the subject, but this time I have to agree, cats do suck. AHAHAHA muahahah ohkay I think I just lost all my credability, so on another side and perspective... Egyptions believed cats were gods or something... Sorry im a little drunk, anyways, these god cats scare me, so i sure as hell aint gonna risk their uh... catty wrath of doom....
by Richard_Harbridge on Mon Feb 02, 04 11:50pm [+]

wtf was i talking about?
by Richard_Harbridge on Mon Feb 02, 04 11:51pm [+]

dude don't ask me cuz I have no freakin idea.
by xxxxxxxx on Tue Feb 03, 04 3:42am [+]

dude WHAREVER
by sayin_now_fools on Tue Feb 03, 04 7:15am [+]

Yeah, they say that the Sphinxter was origionally a cat before some tyrantasuraus rex got his own vain mug carved in it.

It would take a big sack for that kitty.
by bushy_beard on Tue Feb 03, 04 9:24am [+]

Ewwwwww cats. Their all smushy, sick static furry, claw scratching, weird gay rubbing up against everything, creepy lizard eyes glowing in dark, smelly ass liter boxing, annoying purring, screeching little witchy spooky little shits!
by Universal_President on Tue Feb 03, 04 3:56pm [+]

Way past the time to get some ethnic cleansing happening.You fuck heads saying what you are saying.Youve just about had it for keeps.You dont know me but Im one of those who'll soon be the majority after empire falls.We are here and ready and waiting to come after you.We are gonna turkey shoot you into extinction just like after the fall of rome.And it is gonna be ugly
by bigmonkeynuts on Tue Feb 03, 04 6:11pm [+]

Are you a cat?
by bushy_beard on Tue Feb 03, 04 6:42pm [+]

professional exterminator,trained to kill rednecks/middleclass
by bigmonkeynuts on Tue Feb 03, 04 9:22pm [+]

You are sick, funny thing i was just thinking of the best way to dispose your ball sack when i cut it off you.... STUPID IDIOT but if i ever see anyone killing a cat... they better look out cos ill shoot them.
by hotbottom on Wed Feb 04, 04 4:25pm [+]

professional Exterminator / Angry 14 year old.

I don't want to kill cats, just maim them. They shit on my garden, I maim them. Not a bad deal : p
by bushy_beard on Wed Feb 04, 04 6:22pm [+]

Cool ballot, Grapost...
by Psycho_Frighead on Sun Feb 08, 04 6:52pm [+]

NOOOOO KITTES R GOOD what am I sayin I like rats more than kittes
by American_Boy on Tue Mar 30, 04 10:14am [+]

Absolutely disgusting thread.
by willjon on Thu Apr 01, 04 8:44pm [+]

"We have 3 dogs that we rescued, like the cat they were all abandoned and starved, but to this day they are still so bad that you can't go into the kitchen without tripping over them, they whine about being kicked out of a room that you are in, and during their puppy phase they chew your carpet, clothes, and walls, pee all over the carpet, jump and nip at your friends, and just act like out of control toddlers all the damn time.
by USA_Yes on Feb 02, 2004"

I agree, lets kill babies instead.
by RobL on Sat May 15, 04 5:31am [+]






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