COMMENTS:
I like it when a woman who is 4 feet tall and weighs 800 pounds shoves the decapitated head of a rabbit up the cooch of a three-legged retarded lady as the latter lady blows an albino giraffe and a blue-haired guy wearing a diaper licks cow shit off of them all and they all stand in a pool of goat bile and a bunch of starving third-world children watch and jack off as their one-breasted mothers with open gangrenous sores stand over them and menstruate on top of their heads. Oh I'll jack it to them every day.
I was actually asked to leave an adult video store in Toronto when I inquired if they had any midget and donkey porn.
Apparently they take their porn very seriously.
all porn rocks except for midget porn
First of all, imagine all anti-prostitution and all anti-lewd-conduct laws being repealed on condition that any kind of "former lewd conduct" is kept strictly indoors.
OK, now here is my most favorite kind of porn coupled to what would be my ULTIMATE sexual fantasy if the above items in the first paragraph were true...I can only imagine all this for now! Now, I imagine myself walking up to the booth of a strip joint with a full bar which features live hetero-only sex shows (real live hardcore porn.) I pay a high cover charge (at least $100.00,) and the clerk hands me a condom whose label reads "JUST IN CASE....." (I'm sure that your imagination can amply supply the rest!)
OK, I sit down at a seat right at the foot of the stage which (1.) is at the same level as the floor, (2.) has a full-size bed and (3.) with no barrier between the dancers and the customers. Immediately after I sit down, an absolutely-gorgeous 30something waitress with a perfect "10" body wearing musk perfume and only a loincloth with nothing on underneath walks up to me and takes my order. When she brings me my drink, she tells me in a sexy voice that she is one of the strippers as well as to tell me to stick around for her act to come on. She then bends over and French-kisses me passionately while squeezing my rock-hard cock then stands up, lifts up the front flap of her loincloth and tells me to go ahead and kiss her shaved pussy which turns out to already be wet with her clitoris already sticking out when I stick my finger into it!
Then she goes to the back of the club and about fifteen minutes later, her act begins. She slowly strips all the way nude except for her spike-heeled shoes and after dancing nude for a while, she comes right up to me and whispers into your ear, "Want to get onstage and fuck me? I think you're clean! You don't need to wear that condom!" Naturally, I rise up quickly to the ocassion! She takes me by the hand, leads me to the bed, and tells me, "Let me strip you nude, honey!" After she does so, she says, "Let's do a 69 first!" We both do so knowing that foreplay is always necessary before the "Main Event" while the spectators are cheering loudly and a few of them are already jacking off.....also allowed so long as they don't shoot their loads on the floor! Then I and the absolutely-aggressive stripper get right down to some real serious hard fucking with her being on top and we both simultaneously come at least three times! (Hey! Being PART of the live porn is far better than just watching it!) Afterwards and still panting, she whispers into my ear, "Will I see you again? I hope so! I think I've fallen in love with you!" I answer her by asking, "Are you sure?" and she answers, "I could't be more sure, baby!" and she squeezes my dick with her cunt! Then she puts her loincloth back on and tells me to put my clother back on, go back and sit down and that she'll be back with me a little later on. When she does come back, she tells me that she gets off of work at closing time and wants to take me home with her after assuring me that she is not a prostitute and that she genuinely wants us to be soulmates! By then, it's obvious that we are hotly sexually attracted to each other and it is only a matter of a short period of time until the we realize that the two of us are fully emotionally compatible and that she is ready to quit the striptease business just to be with me and me alone! Wow! What a way to meet your full-time lover and, maybe later on, your wife!
Realistically speaking, none of the above has ever taken place (that I know of) and I don't think it will ever be allowed anywhere in the USA but who knows?
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