STRAIGHT GUYS: WOULD YOU GIVE GOD A BLOWJOB TO GET INTO HEAVEN?

STRAIGHT GUYS: WOULD YOU GIVE GOD A BLOWJOB TO GET INTO HEAVEN?

[+] joke ballot by User-Abuser
created Wed Feb 04, 04
If you died and God told you you have to suck his dick to get into Heaven, or else you're going to Hell for the rest of eternity, WOULD YOU SUCK HIS DICK?

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COMMENTS:
The bible says God is a guy. So He has infinitely large genitalia and you couldn't possibly get them in your mouth.

by dukhunter20 on Wed Feb 04, 04 5:04pm [+]

your gonna get some shit for this one! Barbara_baby_whatever is gonna hunt you down!

; )

by bushy_beard on Wed Feb 04, 04 7:23pm [+]

This is the stupidest poll i've seen yet... didn't think the "YOUR NAME:" poll would ever get topped.

by EMERSON on Wed Feb 04, 04 10:10pm [+]

Janine you are a twit

by _AM_ on Wed Feb 04, 04 11:26pm [+]

hahaha I dunno, the question kinda struck me as funny, I guess... seems some people left their sense of humor in a taxicab

by User-Abuser on Thu Feb 05, 04 2:36am [+]

I have a great sene of humor...provided something is funny and thought provoking. This question is neither.

by _AM_ on Thu Feb 05, 04 3:47am [+]

No, I disagree. I think it's retardedly amusing in a subtle way.

by User-Abuser on Thu Feb 05, 04 5:01am [+]

VERY subtle humour. You should be on stage.

by bushy_beard on Thu Feb 05, 04 9:50am [+]

Is dick all you think about Jannine?

by webjedi on Fri Feb 06, 04 8:46am [+]

LMAO@webjedi

by _AM_ on Fri Feb 06, 04 11:55pm [+]

lmao@YOU

by User-Abuser on Sat Feb 07, 04 3:56am [+]

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by adolf_hitler on Mon Feb 09, 04 8:32am [+]

oh yes, i like dick

by RAGGEDDBULL on Wed Feb 11, 04 5:20pm [+]

I would do it...

by Psycho_Frighead on Mon Apr 12, 04 10:38pm [+]