Jessica Simpson, she is hot. The state of the union would have all new meaning
Yeah, I can't wait to hear her "State of the Onion" speech.
Technically, Clint Eastwood was the mayor of a town once. Still may be.
Yep, Clint Eastwood was mayor of Carmel, California, from 1986-1988. He's a Libertarian, so he's got my vote.
I don't realy care,but Stewie's smart so I'll agree with him.
Elmo has a bold, new vision for America. An America safe from foreign threats and greedy special interests. Elmo has the experience and plans to lead America to better jobs, quality health care, energy that is clean, renewable, and independent, and greater opportunities for our children.
Vote Elmo for President
Thank God, no one put Oprah.