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HOW COULD MICHAEL JACKSON BE MORE WEIRD?


[+] joke ballot by Applerod
created Sun Feb 08, 04

Appoints anthropomorphic giraffe as his defense council
Goes into crawlspace and starts squeaking
Reveals that he is a black lesbian trapped in a white man's body
Becomes a shaman for schizophrenics
Dons a business suit, and starts acting normally
Tries to explain himself with sock puppets
Invests a fortune into Jell-O and flammable powders
Encapsulates himself and is eaten by Latoya
Starts a club called the United Fruitcake Outlet
Turns into a cuttlefish and invites people into his Magical Kingdom
Start eating human flesh
Molests a boy live on TV
he could make a show about malestering kids
Bursts out of his skin
genetically grafts a tail to his ass
HE IS NOT WEIRD.
Loses at chess to a frog prince
I DONT THINK SO
a few years in jail should sort his head out
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by Applerod on Sun Feb 08, 04 2:19am [+]

by Applerod on Mon Feb 09, 04 3:10am [+]

Makes 5 clones of himself, and imprisons them in a subterranean cavern to memorize all of the songs by the Jackson 5; then commits suicide.
by Applerod on Tue Feb 10, 04 5:16am [+]

I really don't think molesting boys would make him more weird.
by Applerod on Thu Feb 12, 04 3:31am [+]

if he gets tits.
by NHBman on Thu May 20, 04 4:16pm [+]

Clone himself and molest himself. He can afford it.
by Toe on Tue May 25, 04 12:49am [+]





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