WHY DID BARBIE AND KEN BREAK UP?

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WHY DID BARBIE AND KEN BREAK UP?


[+] ballot by Mean_Gene
created Fri Feb 13, 04

Mattel has announced Barbie and Ken are no longer a couple. Why do you think this is?

Barbie finally realized she's a lesbian
Ken finally realized he's gay
Ken and GI Joe became butt buddies
If you seperate them, Mattel* gets richer.
Multiculuralists are pairing her with Mr. T now
aids
KEN IS IMPOTENT
Barbie became a whore and is pregnant to her gramp
barbie is a coke whore
They're both Liberals and turned Gay
no dinky, no woo-woo, no sex, splitsville
Ken couldn't deal with Barbie's success
No dick fag
Cindy bolied Baribies Cat and seduced Ken.
Because Ken came in another box
Ken not a cool name any more
they both needed a break
They're just dolls!!!!!!
she wanted to be britney spears


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COMMENTS:
When they accepted the fact that neither of them had real genitals. Hell I grew up with the idea that they were siblings.
by xxxxxxxx on Mon Feb 16, 04 10:27am [+]

Stop all this jibber-jabber. I pity the fool who don't appreciate the Mr. T doll fucking Malibu Barbie in the ass now.
by Stewie on Tue Feb 17, 04 8:46am [+]

Stop all this jibber-jabber. I pity the fool who don't appreciate the Mr. T doll fucking Malibu Barbie in the ass now.
by Stewie on Tue Feb 17, 04 8:46am [+]

The marketing geniuses at Mattel originally were going to pair her with a "non-white" boyfriend, but this idea didn't do as well with the focus groups so they went with an "Aussie" version instead.

Now if she was obese, she probably would have been paired with a doll "of color". That or a Bratz doll with a San Fransico marriage license.
by _Beelzebubba on Mon Feb 23, 04 1:08pm [+]

I knew there was something wrong with her but could'nt quite put put my finger in it, that and the fact that she is a dumb blonde, are my reasons for dumping her... sob! ...but I miss her so bad.....she was.....an absolute ...doll....sob!
by Ken_from_Dublin on Sun Feb 29, 04 1:26am [+]

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