THE ELEVENTH COMMANDMENT - MOSES DROPPED THE TABLET IN HIS EXCITEMENT ON THE WAY DOWN FROM MT. SINAI-WHAT IS IT?

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THE ELEVENTH COMMANDMENT - MOSES DROPPED THE TABLET IN HIS EXCITEMENT ON THE WAY DOWN FROM MT. SINAI-WHAT IS IT?


[+] ballot by Ken_from_Dublin
created Fri Feb 20, 04

It's actually the first commandment,but so important an injunction that it was inscribed on it's very own third tablet of stone,but Moses, in his excitement on the way down from the mountain tripped over on his long beard and smashed it to bits, what was this commandment?

Treat others like you would want to be treated
Thou shalt not piss on toilet seat.
Thou shalt not Bogart that joint
None of the above
If It's Not Kosher, Stuff It
Thou shalt not poop
Thou shalt not scratch one's arse hole in public
thou shall not ask stupid questions
Thou shalt not lie with mankind as with womankind
Thou shalt not lie with anyone.
Thou shalt take all I say with a grain of salt
Thou Shalt Not Go To Hell [it doth not exist]
Thou shalt not think inside a church.
Who beith thine Daddy?
Thou shalt not drop any tablet I give you!


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COMMENTS:
it was not actually a commandment, but a preface.... and it went something like this.

'To my darling Candy.

All characters portrayed within this book are fictitous and any resemblance to persons living or dead is purely coincidental.'
by LCD on Fri Feb 20, 04 10:55pm [+]

I'm only joking,do what you fucking like!
by Ken_from_Dublin on Fri Feb 20, 04 11:05pm [+]

Thou shalt not jam your beliefs down others throats,for well must all believe in our own way
by Quinn_the_Eskimo on Sat Feb 21, 04 7:05am [+]

Take one tablet twice a day with a glass of water, and call me in the morning..
by Steelhamster on Mon Jun 14, 04 1:12pm [+]

Thou shalt not make up s*** and attribute it to me.
by Cathexis on Fri Jun 25, 04 11:01am [+]

"Thall shalt not use thy brain to seperate fact from fiction, for doing so will render our faith useless."
by CletuSlackedJawYokel on Tue Jul 27, 04 1:34pm [+]

:-O, LCD!
by Truthseeker013 on Sat Oct 16, 04 5:44pm [+]






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