WHAT IF A 6'5 MUSCULAR DUDE ON CRYSTAL METH CAME CHARGING TOWARDS YOU SCREAMING "I'M GONNA KILL YOU MUTHAFUCKA!" ?

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what if : WHAT IF A 6'5 MUSCULAR DUDE ON CRYSTAL METH CAME CHARGING TOWARDS YOU SCREAMING "I'M GONNA KILL YOU MUTHAFUCKA!" ?

[+] joke ballot by nuckinfutz
ACTIVE Wed Feb 25, 04 - Fri Dec 19, 08
What would be a creative way to defend yourself? Shit, man anyone can just shoot somebody!

steal his meth and go apeshit on his punkass
offer him head for his meth
Step aside and let him fall flat on his face
I'd run away.

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Just before he reaches me, crouch down and trip him over and laugh as he catapaults over me and lands face first on the ground 10 feet away.

by VerbalAssault on Wed Feb 25, 04 5:03pm [+]

Nothing wrong with giving him a nice round hole in his head with my .45 colt Snubbie. Why take a chance or even waste time.

by TERRIBLE_TOMMY on Wed Feb 25, 04 5:48pm [+]

I assume he isn't armed. Since I'm not as big, and I always carry a knife, I'd gut him like a fish or at least I'd give it my best shot.

by winoman on Wed Feb 25, 04 9:44pm [+]

I would say, "sir, that language is quite uncalled for."

Then, I would sit him down and discuss rational solutions to his problems that may have contributed to his drug addiction, and offer advice for drug intervention over tea and crumpets.

by _jr_ on Wed Feb 25, 04 10:10pm [+]

I will tell him my name. He will tremble with fear. Then I will bitch slap him up side the head with force from the heaven to knock his ass straight into hell.

by Jesus_christ on Thu Feb 26, 04 2:03am [+]

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