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"I made you eat your parents" -- Eric Cartman.
The false teeth trick is still in vogue.
CN minus does well too. And phenolphthalein in OJ makes for a night of pain.
Stewie - thats fucked up shit. Got to say I cried with laughter though! Classic episode
fish and chips! that should take care of your problem. hahahaha
cayenne
Cascara sagrada, a colorless, odorless and tasteless super-laxative which can be introduced into almost any kind of food and beverage --- the victim will end up shitting in his pants before he makes it to the toilet!
Here's a good one! I once read about a high school where there was a big, fat and ugly bully who nobody liked---a real asshole! Every day between fourth and fifth period, he would go to the boy's room to sneak a smoke. One of the many enemies he made followed him inside and laid a carbide bomb in the toilet in the stall next to his. (Calcium carbide reacts with water to generate acetylene gas which is very explosive when mixed with air.) It didn't take long for it to go off and it not only knocked that bully off of the throne; the flying sharp pieces of porcelain from the disintegrated toilet cut his left leg pretty badly and he had to be hospitalized. By the way, the guy who laid that carbide bomb later joined the Army and became a demolitions expert!
uh,a finger??
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