COMMENTS:
My family and I were staying at a hotel on the beach a few months ago. I was in the pool and my husband was in the hot tub. About five pretty teen age girls got into the hot tub with him and I saw his face light up. I sent our son over and had him say, "daddy, our other daddy says it's time for supper". My husband turned bright red and those girls got out of the hot tub.
Had a college roommate that liked to annoy the other thre eof us with frequent in-dorm lighting up. Carefully inserted several match-heads into one of his cigarettes. At the commons, he finally selected the trapped one. Four-inch flame-up nearly took off his eyebrows. Small 1/4 inch flame remained and would NOT be extinguished.
I had a not to bright, very racist teacher when I was 13, and I got a hold of his telephone nunber. There was this cheesy D.J. that I could imitate, so on a Saturday afternoon I called his house, made beleive I was the D.J., and told him he had a chance to win some prizes. I asked him some basic science questions (he was a science teacher), I told him to pick an envelope (an invisable envelope), made a fake ripping the envelope sound on the phone, and in less than 10 minutes convinced him he won a Grand Prix (this was the hot car in 77), a trip to Hawaii, and $5000.00 cash. I tld him to pick it up on Wednesday (so he could spend a few days gloating in the school hallways, and in class), tld him to dres up for some picture for the pres, and gave him the address of the station. When he came to school on Monday, he kept braging about the brand new car he won to every one he saw. On Tuesday he was all excited about his prizes, and he took the Wednesday off to celebrate his good luck. Before I left clas that day, I told him to drive the car by so we can see it, and he said he would, and promised to bring us all down to look at his new car. Thursday came, and when he came in the room I asked him why didn't he bring the car around the day before. With a red face he admitted he had been suckered, and there was no prize. Some time later one of the other teachers stuck their head in the clas and laughed, and he got so mad he grabbed his breifcase and stormed out of school. He didn't come back till next Monday, and got in some kind of trouble with the Board of Education, and had to teach summer school. Greatest prank of my life.
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