WOULD YOU YELL "GOD DAMN" AT THE TOP OF YOUR LUNGS IN CHURCH TO BE PAID $100,000?

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WOULD YOU YELL "GOD DAMN" AT THE TOP OF YOUR LUNGS IN CHURCH TO BE PAID $100,000?

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religion : WOULD YOU YELL "GOD DAMN" AT THE TOP OF YOUR LUNGS IN CHURCH TO BE PAID $100,000?

[+] ballot by Psycho_Frighead
created Sun Apr 04, 04

Yes
No
You are going to hell.
F*ck yeah! I'd do that sh*t for $5000!
I paid the church then did it
id do it for free. god is a lie.
HELL YEAH, FOR $100!!!
Yes, but give half to the church for my sin.
Yes, but give half to the church for my sin.
Only if I can get my knob out
For $100,000, I would do it naked.
no that would be disrespectful
yes if the church were empty
i'd do bad things to an altar boy for $100,000
Yes and I'd give a few bucks to the church
Yes, and I'd steal from the church

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COMMENTS:
id do it just to tell ppl that i did it!

by bradybunched on Mon Apr 05, 04 9:39am [+]

I'd do it for beer money as long as I had a ride waiting & ready to roll afterwards. I don't need 500 parishioners and a serious pissed-off priest/minister running wildly at me intent on knocking some Jesus into me.

by Felix on Mon Apr 05, 04 10:32pm [+]

yeah i would. i would say the 2 words for the 100000 i'd b paid. then the rest i'll add:
God, damn it! I know I'm selfish to accept payment for a stupid reason, but I just wanted to show them I could do this without offending you! :)

by Dona_EM_121 on Sat Apr 10, 04 4:11am [+]

HELL YEAH FOR $10!!

by American_Boy on Thu Apr 29, 04 11:24am [+]

Lol this is a funny ballot. I'd do it, especally if it was a caothlic church.

by seon on Tue May 04, 04 2:15am [+]

Idiots, you all make me sick.

by NHBman on Tue Jun 01, 04 4:35pm [+]

yer for free. which church when and were?

by matje on Fri Jun 18, 04 9:01am [+]

I'm not a jew and I definately would. When I was a kid, I rubbed dog excrement all over my bible and then tore it up.

by Lexical on Mon Jul 19, 04 7:10pm [+]

Who in their right mind wouldn't? I would do it for free! GOD DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by JasonVoorhees on Thu Jul 29, 04 11:00pm [+]

I said it for nothing once when a big fat guy farted.

by manofletters on Fri Aug 06, 04 2:28am [+]

I most certainly would, but am I limited to "god damn"? I have plenty I'd be willing to say. >:D

by megamaduo on Mon Aug 16, 04 10:40pm [+]

This is exactly why Hell will be crouded. God might really Damn you. I'm not a church goer but I do fear God.

by Craz298 on Thu Sep 02, 04 12:58pm [+]

no ive got a sore throat

by xxxxxxxx on Thu Sep 23, 04 9:51pm [+]

not for any amount of money

by larrynelmira on Sat Oct 02, 04 4:43pm [+]

what is organized religion?

by blackprincess on Sun Oct 03, 04 12:53pm [+]

i would say it for the satisfaction of pissing off a bunch of cristians. i hate god.

by BloodyFist on Sat Oct 09, 04 4:15pm [+]

I would only do it if I were in a babtist church. Damn those people piss me off.

by Evil_Tapioca01 on Sun Oct 17, 04 3:12am [+]

thats messed up

by RawIron on Thu Nov 18, 04 4:45pm [+]

if someone did that in my church i would forcefully remove them!

by RawIron on Thu Nov 18, 04 4:46pm [+]

Craz298 you should fear god, he loves you believing in someone because you fear him is not true love.

by seon on Tue Dec 21, 04 7:40pm [+]

Doing something like that won't put you in god's bad-book.Then you'd run the risk of getting no christmas presents. No wait that's Santa, nevermind.

by ClosetIguana on Sun Apr 17, 05 10:35pm [+]

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