ARE BIRDS NOTHING MORE THAN GLORIFIED FLYING RATS?

choices : ARE BIRDS NOTHING MORE THAN GLORIFIED FLYING RATS?

[+] joke ballot by knight
ACTIVE Mon Apr 05, 04 - Wed Aug 25, 10
People love the air rats so much despite their annoying crap missles that target cars and windows. They enjoy building nests by the front entrances of homes and businesses then having spaz attacks because you are entering your own place. Ever hear of trees? If it was just me I'd get the broom and clean house but people must tip toe and not slam the door so as not to disturb the lice nest overhead. They are diseased vermin that are nothing more than glorified chirping rats that wake you up when your trying to sleep. Stop encourging them with bird houses, feeders, and bird baths.

Yes they are diseased flying rats
No me loves them. Me kiss and hugs them till I get a disease
I don't give a dam about them either way.
Don't insult rats.
those are bats dear

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COMMENTS:
I never understood why people like birds, mainly cos they just look shit. But then it dawned on me that they can fly... and thats pretty dam sweet. So I'm gonna give the little shit bags a break. I'm feeling generous.

by Tommo on Mon Apr 05, 04 5:11pm [+]

birds eat bugs, i like that, i hate bugs

by ABC on Mon Apr 05, 04 5:34pm [+]

thats one other strong point. Shame they dont concentrate on mozies a bit more, then I'd quite like em.

by Tommo on Mon Apr 05, 04 5:42pm [+]