WHAT IF YOU WON THE LOTTERY?

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WHAT IF YOU WON THE LOTTERY?


[+] joke ballot by LCD
created Tue Feb 11, 03

what would you do first if you won the lottery? :)what would you do first if you won the lottery? :)

buy a Lamborghini
Start a retirement account
move to a mansion in Beverly Hills
Buy the Sci Fi channel and bring back Thunder Bay and Robocop... I mean MST3k and Farscape
Bring "Firefly" direct to DVD for years to come.
buy hundred tons of food, and airdrop it in famine stricken parts of Africa
Buy the rights to the Invisible Man and make sure it gets back on the air.
get cute golddigging girlfriend
Party all the time and buy stuff!!
Save the environment from the republicans
get me some hoes
two chicks at the same time
i would get naked
I would PAY OFF My DEBT .
Feed Britney Spears doughnuts served from my erect dick
id buy alot of WEED
start a wonderful like for me and orlando bloom!
Buy the rights to Stargate SG-1
Invest, make more money give 1/2 to charity
I'll get drunk.
Build a cathedral & give to charity
You are all greedy bastards
Get drunk with all the money.
hookers, anyone?
pay for #1
pay for #1 gur1
get my ass kissed by bitches
Start a war to kill all pro-spankers
Buy France. Herd their women and rape their cattle
shag will smith
wipe my ass with hundred dollar bills
Credit
Pay for Gravitations to be conitiued (Gay Anime)
I would move to Europe
i would pay too meet BAM MARGERA ,hes so hott!!
Start an organization to deal with the rap problem
go on a trip 2 meet d a hottest guys in da world
do every cute girl
show my mom
Buy all the Animein the world!!!
GIVE IT ALL TO A CHURCH!
buy a little country and be the king or queen
ha ha world domination your ass is mine!!!
blow torch the aboves dick off
never do anything i dont want to do again
buy more plants,pets and a get a pool
move in with benji and joel!!
Buy an island and make it Whites Only
i would buy shares with it and watch my money grow
I would buy 40000000 packs of gum


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COMMENTS:
new category, for fantasy
by lcd on Tue Feb 11, 03 8:46pm [+]

KEEP ON DREAMING...FUCKING BASTARDS!
by stranger7800 on Tue Oct 28, 03 12:50pm [+]

Run fast, run far, and disappear
by xxxxxxxx on Tue Nov 25, 03 11:45pm [+]

get drunk for a week, sober up and get drunk again for a month.
by wolfman5873 on Fri Nov 28, 03 8:50am [+]

do wat i put cause he is so fit
by vickilo on Tue Dec 16, 03 6:40am [+]

I would definetly fix my credit report.
:) :)
by smiling_is_better on Fri Dec 19, 03 10:10am [+]

Farscape rules
by rbsane on Sat Jan 03, 04 2:38pm [+]

No comments allowed here?!?
by stranger7800 on Sat Jan 24, 04 12:26pm [+]

The choices are all bad. How about I throw a Multi-Million dollar party at the Playboy Mansion for all the BestandWorst users and have the BIGGEST ORGY ever?!?!
by stranger7800 on Sat Jan 24, 04 12:30pm [+]

I would ensure my family a nice life annd I would create a foundation to fight hunger in the world.

A lottery prize is too much money for just one person. Why not share?
by Smat on Tue Jan 27, 04 7:02pm [+]

I would buy an island and make it WHITES ONLY!
by xxxxxxxx on Mon Feb 02, 04 11:04am [+]

would buy another lottery ticket.
by mr_baggles on Fri Feb 06, 04 10:15am [+]

Moan that nine other folk shared the jackpot and wonder why I only got £3???
by IAMJETHROTULL on Fri Feb 06, 04 12:11pm [+]

I would buy a mantion and 4 million dollar car!
by G_Unit on Sat Feb 07, 04 11:42am [+]

buy shares putit on interst bank account give some to charity and cancer research buy a massive house with body guards
by Kurt_Ritson on Sat Feb 07, 04 5:59pm [+]

what if the lottery is only for $5/
by antichrist on Sun Feb 15, 04 8:17pm [+]

they need the money more then the self-centered typical american.
by MetalheadMan on Tue Feb 17, 04 11:17am [+]

Buy an island and get away from you dumbfucks
by nowayo on Mon Mar 01, 04 11:21pm [+]

God knows?
by unknown on Wed Mar 03, 04 4:22am [+]

Buy an island and prohibit Whites.
by youknowwho on Sat Mar 06, 04 12:05am [+]

Buy MORE LOTTERY TICKETS AND WONDER HOW THE OWNERS OF LOTTERIES GET RICH!
by mr_strat on Wed Mar 10, 04 4:57am [+]

I would buy my 3.8 million dollar dream yacht that is currently parked in Turkey and a beautiful island resort located in the Fijian island area that is currently up for sale at a cool 34 million dollars.
by Guest User from [10.10.2.141] on Fri Jun 15, 07 12:42pm [+]

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