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advice : religion : I JUST WOKE UP AND FOUND A SPLIFF STUCK TO THE SIDE OF MY FACE. IS THIS A SIGN FROM GOD?

[+] ballot by Tommo
ACTIVE Tue Apr 13, 04 - Mon Jul 12, 04
What a beauty! Waking up to find a smoke ready and waitin. Did God put it there as a sign? Am i the chosen one? What should I infer from this highly irregular moment? How else can this miracle be explained?

Yes - smoke it with pride
No - he's testing you (like the git he is)
Stoner memory lapse
That wasn't a spliff Tommo, it was a cumwad
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COMMENTS:
wow, I think maybe Tommo is the 2nd coming of Christ

by ABC on Tue Apr 13, 04 6:40pm [+]

can I have 3 wishes?

by ABC on Tue Apr 13, 04 6:40pm [+]

Do you think so? Does that make my Dad God!?

by Tommo on Tue Apr 13, 04 6:42pm [+]

well Tommo, you better ask your mom

by ABC on Tue Apr 13, 04 6:44pm [+]

well.... oh go on then. They'l only come true if you've 100% faith in me though.

by Tommo on Tue Apr 13, 04 6:44pm [+]

you sayin my mums a virgin? cheeky shit!

by Tommo on Tue Apr 13, 04 6:45pm [+]

sorry jesustommo, I wasnt dissin your mom, i have 100% faith, how else can you explain that miracle?

by ABC on Tue Apr 13, 04 6:47pm [+]

no, I suppose you're right. There's no avoidin it now. My mums a vergin and my dad fucks with people's lives for a livin. Wonder if I'm gonna have to die for your sins again.... bloody hell (literally).

by Tommo on Tue Apr 13, 04 6:50pm [+]

Ya sorry, I sin alot

by ABC on Tue Apr 13, 04 6:51pm [+]

I forgive you

by Tommo on Tue Apr 13, 04 6:53pm [+]

how many times can I sin before you die, again?

by ABC on Tue Apr 13, 04 6:55pm [+]

Dunno, bit morbid, but I've always had this feelin that I want make it to old age. So get sinning.

by Tommo on Tue Apr 13, 04 7:04pm [+]

Just had that smoke. Was just finnishing it and I felt this really wierd strong feeling from my deep within my soul... It was saying.... Roll another one... ROLL ANOTHER ONE... and get everybody else to too. So.... get smokin!

by Tommo on Tue Apr 13, 04 7:10pm [+]

I see someone fell asleep from the ganj again, and woke up forgetting about the spliff they rolled for a nightcap.

by mrtoady on Tue Apr 13, 04 7:15pm [+]

I shalleth follow ye Messiah Tommo... I will follow ye, till I passe-th outath.

by MO_ on Tue Apr 13, 04 7:54pm [+]

Then you too shall be forgiven my son

by Tommo on Tue Apr 13, 04 7:57pm [+]

You never know, God may have wanted it to burn your house down but your drool probably put it out. It's a miracle!!!

by Dingleberry on Tue Apr 13, 04 7:57pm [+]

The drewl of God saved me.... It's a sign! from this night on, all shall pass out with splifta in mouth. Those that God loves will feel gods drewl save them, those that he hates will burn!

by Tommo on Tue Apr 13, 04 8:04pm [+]

And this it will be ... and let it be so that from this day onward the second kingdom heralded by Tommo, sacred is his name, shall go forth and be lasting as the third temple to be built shall rise high and have the rites performed once more
Great spliffs as rolled in the days of old shall be smoked and billowing columns of smoke shall signal his return, hail Tommo, sacred is his name.

by togglebox on Tue Apr 13, 04 8:59pm [+]

Its a sign that you don't have Mom or a maid cleaning up after you.

by Qui_Qui on Tue Apr 13, 04 9:04pm [+]

You're crazy Tommo! Too funny!! : ) My father use to wake up with coins stuck to his back! He's not rich though.

by Kitanna_79 on Tue Apr 13, 04 10:50pm [+]

LMFAO, this poll is a great laugh! Thanks Tommo.

by truffleshuffle on Tue Apr 13, 04 11:28pm [+]

I knew a guy that passed out drunk at a party and woke up the next day with a used condom in his ass. He has been sober ever since. Now THAT is a sign from God!

by DirtDog on Wed Apr 14, 04 3:12am [+]

Q)You're hot?
A)Yes I am

by Tommo on Wed Apr 14, 04 10:20am [+]

God dam it! I'm sure I wrote that comment in to a different ballot. Fuck

by Tommo on Wed Apr 14, 04 10:22am [+]

pot heads ARE stupid

by Tommo on Wed Apr 14, 04 11:07am [+]

If you roll it...they will come..

by Tadema on Thu Apr 15, 04 2:47am [+]

and...paradise by the red water bong light..

by Tadema on Thu Apr 15, 04 2:51am [+]

home is were the hash is...

by matje on Sat Apr 17, 04 1:47pm [+]

least I know where the Caps lock button is

by Tommo on Wed Apr 21, 04 12:37pm [+]

mullered mate mullered.

by matje on Sun Apr 25, 04 3:19pm [+]