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FUNNY FORTUNE COOKIES


[+] joke ballot by Tadema
created Wed Apr 21, 04

If you could make up the fortunes stuffed inside those little cookies, what would you write?

We're watching you...
Help us!
Chef clazy. Lun! Lun for life!
that wasn't chicken you were eating just now....
Too many of these are bad for your health
Made in China
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COMMENTS:
Man with Pot in pot soon have pot belly and smile on face.
by Qui_Qui on Thu Apr 22, 04 1:26am [+]

"Good things come to those who wait. Therefore, you're doomed to a life of disappointment."
by WalterPeck_EPA on Thu Apr 22, 04 5:34am [+]

"If you took the time to read this, then you have too much time on your hands."
by WalterPeck_EPA on Thu Apr 22, 04 5:35am [+]

"You will contract food poisoning from the Moo Goo Gai Pein you just ingested."
by WalterPeck_EPA on Thu Apr 22, 04 5:38am [+]

"Please order more fortunes today. Thank you for your business."
by WalterPeck_EPA on Thu Apr 22, 04 5:41am [+]

"That wasn't chicken."
by Stewie on Thu Apr 22, 04 8:39am [+]

Ideas are like childeren there are none as wonderful as your own
by guitardude14 on Thu Apr 22, 04 12:08pm [+]

Vote for Jimmy Carter
by Tadema on Thu Apr 22, 04 4:12pm [+]

"*&$!#@"
by WalterPeck_EPA on Fri Apr 23, 04 2:36am [+]

"Never wear your best pants when you go to fight for freedom."
by WalterPeck_EPA on Fri Apr 23, 04 2:39am [+]

"When life gives you lemons, make a sour face."
by WalterPeck_EPA on Fri Apr 23, 04 2:42am [+]

"When you have a dream inside your heart, have surgery."
by WalterPeck_EPA on Fri Apr 23, 04 2:46am [+]

You no eat cookie...you too fat...
by Tadema on Fri Apr 23, 04 5:50pm [+]

Choke on it, round eyed devils!
by Tadema on Fri Apr 23, 04 7:13pm [+]

You must do something to avoid catastrophe. Wouldn't you like to know what it is?
by nuckinfutz on Sun Apr 25, 04 3:24pm [+]





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