COMMENTS:
There's definatly nothing in the boot officer!!
"As long as you're here, can you tell me where the nearest Krispy Kreme is?"
"Oh, I don't need another ticket, Officer. I just got one yesterday."
"Did you know you made an illegal u-turn to pull me over?"
"Do you ever actually use that gun, or is it just a regulation penis substitute?"
"Aren't you a little fat to be a police officer?"
"Will you hold my heroin while I fish for my license?"
"I know I ran the red light, but I couldn't help it. I spilled my beer when I leaned over to retrieve my crack pipe."
I hope you pulled me over for speeding and not for the body in the trunk.
What green card?
Pull my finger tough guy
Sniff...Sniff...''I smell bacon''
He pulls you over ,and says "hey, your eyes are bloodshot, have you been drinking?" And you say, "Gee officer, your eyes looked glazed, have you been eating donuts?"
or, "Gee, I thought officers were supposed to be in shape" or, " wow officer, you must have gone 67 miles over the speed limit just to catch me."
"Don't bother searching the dead body in the trunk, 'cause that's where I hid the explosives."
: Do you know what you did wrong?
: Yeah, I stopped.
"Yes, Officer Kostrzewski, I know I have a bumper sticker that says, 'Polacks Burn In Hell'."
"Aren't you a little old for Trick or Treating?"
"The Village People called; they want their costume back."
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