COMMENTS:
Have all your friends take a crap under the birdhouse. Then tell your mom a large "basketball sized" piece of frozen crap fell from an airliner flying overhead and hit the birdhouse.
or better yet, what happens when ur ball bounces into traffic, causing a 12 car pile-up, killing everyone
I wouldn't even care. If anything, I'd have done it on purpose.
Tell her that the birds hated our freedom.
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