PLAYING BASKETBALL IN YOUR DRIVEWAY, WHEN SUDDENLY THE BASKETBALL HITS THE RIM, FLYS OFF AND NAILS YOUR MOM'S FAVORITE BIRDHOUSE. WHAT DO YOU DO?

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PLAYING BASKETBALL IN YOUR DRIVEWAY, WHEN SUDDENLY THE BASKETBALL HITS THE RIM, FLYS OFF AND NAILS YOUR MOM'S FAVORITE BIRDHOUSE. WHAT DO YOU DO?

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[+] joke ballot by Whateverhappens
created Thu Apr 22, 04

say "oops."
say "crud!"
Think that maybe you could fix it
join the army.
tell your mom that your sister did it.
Feel bad for bird
what are you doing away from kindergarten
blame it on ur lil brother, sister
Kill mom and hide the body
Blame it on your cat.
say, 'oh well' and continue playing basketball
Blame "Shock & Awe"
Cheese it!

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COMMENTS:
Have all your friends take a crap under the birdhouse. Then tell your mom a large "basketball sized" piece of frozen crap fell from an airliner flying overhead and hit the birdhouse.

by Jinn_the_Kafir on Thu Apr 22, 04 6:40pm [+]

or better yet, what happens when ur ball bounces into traffic, causing a 12 car pile-up, killing everyone

by iluvchicks83 on Thu Apr 22, 04 10:47pm [+]

I wouldn't even care. If anything, I'd have done it on purpose.

by rumpelstilzchen579 on Fri Apr 23, 04 11:06am [+]

Tell her that the birds hated our freedom.

by Cathexis on Wed Jul 07, 04 10:48am [+]