THINGS YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR YOUR PILOT SAY: [+] joke ballot by Trixi created Fri Apr 23, 04 We'l just ask the flight attendant to wake us up when we get there My name is Forrest Gump, people call me Forrest Gump Bye, bye, Miss American Pie... Wow, we're sure a lot lighter now that we dropped that 2nd engine Hey, Jim, do you remember where we're going? TODAY WE DIE FOR ALLAH! Wow, never heard it make that noise before. I hope that stewardess in coach washed her hands Starts to sing "is'nt it ironic" What kind of acid is it? I thought you said to take 2 hits! Thank you for flying Aeroflot. Look ma! No hands! "Mind if I crash here?" That Guy with the Turban has a horse named trigger "Did anyone lose a box cutter? We found one" Dude, want a hit? I'm not a pilot, slept at holiday inn express we just hit a dog did we really need that second engine? How many think this crate can do a tailspin? Ballot #29308 : SEE RESULTS Comment: show your vote with comment?

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